Vos: "Moo!!!!!!" Vos: "What do you mean I'm not a cow? LIES!!!!" Darth Vader: "I don't want excuses ST-834, I want the rebels found now!!! Don't fail me again...." Darth Vader: "What the.....?" Vos: *Plane noise* ST-834: "I found a droid!!!" Vos: "I was expecting a bigger helmet....." Darth Vader: "I'll deal with him." Vos: "I know a great doctor that could help with the asthma." Vos: "You got a glow stick?!?!?! HOW COOL!!!! I like the orange one..." Darth Vader: "You dare mock a Sith Lord?" Vos: "QUICK!!! Somebody get some soap!!!" Vos: "I'm flying?" Darth Vader: "Feel the power of the Force!!!" Vos: "I like it!!! HIGHER!!!!" Vos: "HI ANT!!!" Darth Vader: *Off screen* "Even Jar Jar wasn't that annoying....."
Vos: *Hymning Jurassic Park theme* Dinobot: "You even mention of this to anybody, Waspinator will feel far luckier than you...." Vos: "I don't know why trucky and one eye argue about tin dude and shield arm guy, Captain Underpants is a much better hero... Moo?" Blitzwing: *Clucking* Vos: "I think I found a friend!!!!" Vos: "HI!!! CAN I JOIN?!?!?! Blitzwing: "Okay!!!" Vos/Blitzwing: *Clucking* Optimus Prime: "Maybe Sentinel was right about organic contact......"
So, Vos has reaches Jar Jar levels of annoying, and it's gotten so bad that Optimus is starting to think Sentinel is right? Oh boy...
*Tiny Toons theme intro* Vos *Singing* "I'm skinny, I'm goofy, and I'm a little glitchy. And in this comic, it’s going to be a nightmare for a critic. I’m a comic master, I’ve clearly cracked a sensor. On Con with a Glitch get to know me and my glitchy ways! So here’s Jetbolt’s yard, it’s very big. My job away from my job, I call that tree Bob, I’m tone deaf when it comes to singing! My scripts are non-existed, expect the unexpected. On Con with a Glitch its madness never ends! I'm crazy, I’m looney, and I’m Vos of the Decepticon Justice Division. Swindle is dreaming of lots of money, Waspinator is fearing! Here’s Shockwave and Scourge, Seaspray got the urge. Rhinox is a bit gassy, and Stinkbomb smells yucky! Onward to Con with a Glitch latest comic, I’m at it once again. With my wackiness bringing face palms since two thousand fifteen!! Here’s Ratchet, he’s whiny, he’s moody, and he’s somewhat chubby! It’s Con with a Glitch, come and join in the crazy!" Ratchet: “Well slag you too!!” Vos: *Singing* “And now my song is done.”
Vos: "HI!!! I'M ON A GOAT!!!" Vos: "It's so soft!!!" Vos: "You want to hear the most annoying sound ever?" Scourge: "Why would I want to listen to Sky-Byte talk again?" *15 MINUTES LATER* Vos: "You want to hear the most annoying sound ever?" Shockwave: "You clearly never worked around Miko...." *10 MINUTES LATER* Vos: "You want to hear the most annoying sound ever?" Seaspray: "Um..... Sure?" Vos: "YAY!!!" Seaspray: "NO MORE PLEASE!!!!! I'll say anything you want!!! Scourge recharges with a teddy bear named Mr. Fluffy. Shockwave talks to a doctor after seeing fan fiction on Tumblr. Wheeljack reads Inventing for Dummies. I once was drunk with energon and thought I found a mermaid. I came online hours later and saw I was laying next to a hippo at a zoo." Vos: "Um...."