That can be included in a longer version. Heck, I could even tweak the previous one.

"One Jaegs with 'shroom torso, One Jaegs to troll boards. One Jaegs to grow some moobs and always guard his troll hoards."

 

 

I wonder if in Middle-Earth Jaegertron would turn to stone if he was touched by the sunlight. Or maybe he would be like the Olog-hai and be able to withstand it.

Bookwork, we need our Jaegertron fix. I hope the next chapter is coming soon.

 

*Wakes up with half of face covered in cocaine*

GAH! What the fuck did I do last night? Is that a dead body? Why are there eyeballs pinned to that wall? WHAT THE FUCK IS A JAEGERTRON!?!

*Cereal

Nobody has.

It's the lovechild of Zaur, Clyde Cash, and a cucumber.

Get out, Shyamlan.

Please seek mental help.

Even more drawn out and never ending than the actual Saga.

PART 4

CHAPTER Why am I still writing this(10).

Jaegertron was still trapped in the prison hole. The exit was nearly a mile up, he would have to climb the entire way.

"I can do this...with the power of my MUSCLES!" Jaegs shouted in a super manly tone that contained more testosterone than that super manly Arm-Wrestle Handshake in Predator.

Jaegs punched a hole in the wall and used it to lift himself up. He punched another hole and climbed higher, and then he fell. He was strong, but not strong enough to reach the top.

"UGH!" Jaegs shouted in frustration. "What am I going to do!"

And then Jaegs remembered how powerful a training montage could be...and he still had the mix tape his dad had given him: Homoerotic Mix Vol. 1. He started play the first song on the Mix Tape, 'In the Navy'.

A training montage began as Jaegs listened to the Mix Tape. Jaegs did pullups, Jaegs did pushups, Jaegs did situps, Jaegs benchpressed, Jaegs beat meat, Jaegs did steroids, Jaegs did your mom, Jaegs did your dad, Jaegs beat that one level of the 1989 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle videogame(You know the one, the one with the electric seaweed), Jaegs learned to 420 blaze it and 360 noscope like a pro.

And as the final tape on the Homoerotic Mix Vol 1, 'Macho Man', finished, Jaegertron finished his montage.

"I AM READY NOW!" Jaegs shouted. He began to climb fastly. Soon he had reached the top. He burst through, grabbing the gun that fired Zeuranium. "Now...time to kill a zombie..."

 

Oh God! Village people! My one weakness!

 

That is the manliest and most ambiguously bisexual training montage ever.

 

I did but then they needed therapy and besides sanity is useless anyways

 

Ha.

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PART 4

CHAPTER 11

Jaegs had learned that there was a Gender Equality Festival going on, so he decided to head there. He figured that if he wrecked shit, it would get the attention of others, because you see, Jaegs isn't particularly bright.

Jaegs hopped a pink moped, because pink is manly as fuck, and drove to the Gender Equality Festival as fast as he could. However, the pink moped, being a moped, wasn't particularly fast.

"Dammit!" Jaegs shouted as he ditched the moped halfway to the gender equality festival. "What am I going to do now?"

Jaegs began to think, and then, Jaegs had an answer.

"I shall run there! My story of patriotism and manliness will inspire others to run with me!" Jaegs shouted. So he started running to the Gender Equality Festival instead of just taking the Moped the whole way there because fuck it I'm just trying to draw this shit out as long as possible at this point.

Jaegs attracted a massive crowd of followers on his way to the Gender Equality Festival.

"Forward my brethren!" Jaegs shouted as they arrived at the Gender Equality Festival. Jaegs kicked over a table triumphantly.

"THERE! NOW THAT ZOMBIE WILL HAVE TO FIGHT ME!" Jaegs shouted.

 

I think Jaegs should use the Pokemon team of Jigglypuff, Clefairy, Skitty, Miltank, Luvdisc, and Smoochum, because that Pokemon team is manly as shit.

 

PART 4

CHAPTER 11 & 1/2 (non-canon if book says so)
jeagertron and his new followers arrived at the festival and immediately killed them all. such obvious insanity would soon attract individuals with common sense.

Jeags was primed and ready to fight zombiebot after all the stalling and procrastinating and authors actually having a life the story would end.

Zombiebot showed up except oh noes! He was upgraded and stronger then ever "you think your training can stop me I am invincible now! I am necromaster! And I will beat you because I am evil and that is what I do."

And they immediately clashed blades jeagertron was fighting with skills unheard of but necro was still unstoppable he punched jeags into the ground jeags couln't believe it no after all the training it would end here

Necro swung the blade with all his might but then all time stopped as jeags caught the blade between his moobs and snapped it in half and started punching necro really hard and they both regained their composure and suddenly jeags felt power coursing through his veins.

His saiyan powers were returned to him for all the training and discipline he had been through.

It was time to end this.

Right after these messages!

 

This was the begginning of the most peak media in existence, nothing will ever come close to this masterpiece of story telling.

 

If this comment gets negative 100 likes I'll finally write the thrilling conclusion.

 

Part of me would like to see him un banned just to see how he would finish the story 10 years later.

It might be less comedy gold.

 

Can you recap me on the story?

 

Jaegertrons father is kidnapped by the decepticons and he must team up with the autobots to stop megatron and save daddy. Also jeags bro crush becomes a simp and betrays him, which is somehow important. Then he got banned before he could continue.

 

where did the "fan" continueation end?

 

That last one I made in 2016 cuz I got bored cuz it's a dead meme.