One of My most popular fanfics: Peter Griffin's worst Job Ever

nobleboivin · 05-10-2012, 04:59 PM

Peter Griffin's worst job ever

I do not own naruto or family guy. I wish though.

On a nice morning in Quahog Peter Griffin goes in the kitchen and sits at the table and waits for breakfast. Lois looks at him.

"Peter you're going to that job in those old clothes?" Lois asks

"Yeah. The job I'm doing for my buddy at the plant is to clean his fox's cage." Peter answers

"You sure you're the best guy for the job. Let's face it fat man. You're dumber than a dumb beaver." Stewie says in his British accent.

"Hey I'm right here you know." A beaver says while holding a donut and a cup of coffee.

"Oops. Sorry man."

"Dad will you need any help?" Chris asks

"Nah I think I got this."

They hear a knock at the back door. Meg answers the door and sees a blonde haired Asian boy with blue eyes.

"Hi I'm Meg." Meg says

"Meg stop hitting on my drinking buddy." Peter shouts

"But dad?"

"No butts. Ha butts. HEH HEH HEH. Now Meg sit down."

Peter throws a chair at his daughters head knocking her out.

"I'm sorry did I come at a bad time?" the blonde asks

"No. Lois? this is Naruto. Naruto this is Lois, my daughter Meg, my sons Stewie and Chris and my dog Brian."

"Pleasure. Well when ever your ready we'll get going. Kyuubi's cage isn't going to clean itself."

"Sure."

After breakfast Naruto and Peter go to a large warehouse and go in. The smell of fecal matter fills his nostrils causing him to sniff and barf.

"Sorry. Here's a gas mask." Says Naruto.

They put on the gas masks and go in a large cage. Kyuubi growls at Peter.

"Kyuubi. Peter is going to help me clean. You feeling better?"

Kyuubi nods his head. Peter becomes horrified at the sight of tons of fox waste. Peter chokes and vomits in his face mask. He takes off the mask and barfs again. Peter groans as he walks out of the cage and takes out a cigar.

"I think I need to smoke first." Peter says

"Peter no!" Naruto shouts

However, Peter lights his cigar causing an explosion. Peter laughs as he's blown through the air. Kyuubi and Naruto also flies through the air.

"Well at least you and your cage is cleaned." Says Naruto

Kyuubi wines as he and Naruto smash through a building.

Peter lands in a cactus warehouse.

"Ow." He says and collapses

FIN

Arbitron · 05-10-2012, 05:01 PM

Uhhhh...

T4mercustomz · 05-10-2012, 06:04 PM

AutoSlasher101 · 05-10-2012, 06:12 PM

Um......ok.........

05-10-2012, 04:59 PM	#1
nobleboivin Hi everyone at tfw Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,425 Location: NY Collection Count: 30+	One of My most popular fanfics: Peter Griffin's worst Job Ever Peter Griffin's worst job ever I do not own naruto or family guy. I wish though. On a nice morning in Quahog Peter Griffin goes in the kitchen and sits at the table and waits for breakfast. Lois looks at him. "Peter you're going to that job in those old clothes?" Lois asks "Yeah. The job I'm doing for my buddy at the plant is to clean his fox's cage." Peter answers "You sure you're the best guy for the job. Let's face it fat man. You're dumber than a dumb beaver." Stewie says in his British accent. "Hey I'm right here you know." A beaver says while holding a donut and a cup of coffee. "Oops. Sorry man." "Dad will you need any help?" Chris asks "Nah I think I got this." They hear a knock at the back door. Meg answers the door and sees a blonde haired Asian boy with blue eyes. "Hi I'm Meg." Meg says "Meg stop hitting on my drinking buddy." Peter shouts "But dad?" "No butts. Ha butts. HEH HEH HEH. Now Meg sit down." Peter throws a chair at his daughters head knocking her out. "I'm sorry did I come at a bad time?" the blonde asks "No. Lois? this is Naruto. Naruto this is Lois, my daughter Meg, my sons Stewie and Chris and my dog Brian." "Pleasure. Well when ever your ready we'll get going. Kyuubi's cage isn't going to clean itself." "Sure." After breakfast Naruto and Peter go to a large warehouse and go in. The smell of fecal matter fills his nostrils causing him to sniff and barf. "Sorry. Here's a gas mask." Says Naruto. They put on the gas masks and go in a large cage. Kyuubi growls at Peter. "Kyuubi. Peter is going to help me clean. You feeling better?" Kyuubi nods his head. Peter becomes horrified at the sight of tons of fox waste. Peter chokes and vomits in his face mask. He takes off the mask and barfs again. Peter groans as he walks out of the cage and takes out a cigar. "I think I need to smoke first." Peter says "Peter no!" Naruto shouts However, Peter lights his cigar causing an explosion. Peter laughs as he's blown through the air. Kyuubi and Naruto also flies through the air. "Well at least you and your cage is cleaned." Says Naruto Kyuubi wines as he and Naruto smash through a building. Peter lands in a cactus warehouse. "Ow." He says and collapses FIN

05-10-2012, 06:04 PM	#3
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05-10-2012, 06:12 PM	#4
AutoSlasher101 Strategist Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 223 Location: North Dakota Collection Count: Around 200	Um......ok......... *Taking faces is simply illogical, when a perfectly efficient ion firearm is at your disposal.*

05-10-2012, 05:01 PM	#2
Arbitron Banned Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 696 Location: Right behind you. Collection Count: 1.	Uhhhh...