The Adventures of the Bacontronian/Dewbot Alliance!

Auto moaned painfully. Her lungs felt like they had been used as punching bags and her throat burned with gulp of air. Lying on the floor, huddled by her chair she swept a stray hair from her face and let her eyes wander about the room. She lay there for a few moments, making sure in her mind that she was all there, she had heard of stories of people who had gotten brain damaged from being oxygen deprived. Though, she guessed that the fact that she was worried about being brain-damaged meant that she was okay.

As she regained her strength she tensed her forearms and pushed herself upright, quickly squinting her bright blue-gray eyes against the harsh sunlight in the room, the lens on her glasses reflecting the light to the opposite wall where it made a kaleidoscope pattern of shimmering shapes.

Why is it so bright in here? she wondered.

Her eyes finally dilated to the right size, now she could clearly see that a large portion of her wall and ceiling had been torn, or blown away. It didn't take long for her to piece it together, it had to have been Starscream. Since the SG universe they knew each others train of thought, how they both worked. She gave a faint smile to herself and coughed, her gas-rawed throat shuddered and tingled, sending unpleasant and painful sensations to her brain.

Forcing herself to her feet, she fought a sudden burst of dizziness before regaining her footing. She placed her hand to her head, but something wasn't right, that familiar band of coldness that signaled the ring on her finger was gone. She whirled around, searching the floor for the bright blue crystal but it was nowhere in sight. She tried to cry out for help but nothing came out except cracking croaks and grunts. Her eyes widened, this was bad. She turned and rushed out the door, hoping to find some other member who would understand her.

Elsewhere Starscream strode down the hallway cautiously, it was so quiet that with each step you could hear the powerful hydraulics in his legs working to move his massive metallic body. He suddenly raised a hand to his spark chamber as an odd sensation rippled across his inner workings and circuitry.

"Holy frag, what was that?" He spoke aloud to himself.

Suddenly, his legs moved out from under him without his consent and he fell to the floor with a loud clang, scraping the cement walls with his claws as he grasped for something to hold on to. His spark tingled and pulsated as he felt a tugging sensation in his very soul.

"What's going on?!" He panicked to himself.

You will destroy them.

"N-No!"

Find them. Feel their pathetic organic bodies crunch under your power Starscream.

Starscream grasped at his helmet and cried out, he keeled over, letting his forehead touch the floor.

"STOP! Who are you?!"

Why, don't you remember Starscream? It is I. Shockwave.

A look of utter surprise showed on the seeker's face for a split second before his optics lost their luster. He straightened mechanically, as if he were a mindless drone, and clanged off towards the main room of the DBA. His body, it wasn't him controlling it. All he could do was look through his own optics as a prisoner in his own body.

Shockwave cackled evilly as the glowing blue ring cast his shadow menacinly on the wall. His one red optic glowed evilly in the blue light as he began his operation.

is this a fanfic or a horror story?

Okay, I feel sort of inspired to update again, but I'll try not to change to much of the story. Thsi is about Roger again.


The lonely ostrich reached for the phone, hoping that maybe Robticon would answer. Then he remembered the traps he set in the phone, and changed his mind. Why did he even do all that to the base anyway? The DBA would most likely barbecue him if they ever saw him again.

"Stupid Shockwave. Why'd I ever befriend you?" he thought to himself.

To his surprise, the phone rang. Roger slowly reached for the phone again.

"Hello?"

"Hello, Roger, this is your old pal, Shockwave!"

Roger was startled at first, then felt a surge of rage.

"Shockwave, I really think we shouldn't have set up all those traps! I'm not sure why I even did it in the first place!"

"Oh shut up you dumb bird. The DBA will be dead soon enough anyway," said Shockwave with a maniacle laugh. "There's nothing you can do to stop it. I have my agent set to kill all of them, and he's carrying out his mission as we speak."

"Agent? What agent? What aer you up to, you dirty vondruke?!"

Roger was furious now, both at Shockwave and himself. He was about to decided to go back home and save his friends, but Shockwave suddenly intterupted his thoughts.

"By the way, you stinky mass of poultry, did I forget to mention that Robticon replaced you?"

"That's a lie!"

"I assure you it's not."

"Pics or it didn't happen!"

"Very well, let me send it to you on my new phone."

A couple seconds went by when finally Roger received a picture message. There on his screen were pictures of an adorable little albino squirrel-General Hammond. Roger stood there, dumbfounded. Then he heard a knock at the door.

"Oh yes, I sent another one of my agents to check up on you," said Shockwave over the phone.

Roger opened up to door, to see that no one was there!

"Down here, genius!"

Roger looked down to see a black squirrel that looked suspiciously like General Hammond--only evil. Shockwave spoke up on the phone again.

"Roger, this is your new partner in crime. Meet Admiral Bacond."

Originally posted by Robticon If I knew Shockwave was messin' with mah Ostrich I'd be all like: "GET THE F%#$ AWAY FROM MAH OSTRICH!!!" Darn it, Roger got into my Avacado stash AGAIN?

General Hammond and Admiral Bacon.... do I smell Shattered glass?

Fix'd.

Interesting update, delta!

Originally Posted by deltaprime Dude, for some reason that last comment made me think of citrus-scented farts. Not sure why.....

Originally Posted by prime13 Robticon, your like Chocolate or bacon. Everyone wants a peice of you.

Oki, since the fanfic was on the second page of the fanfic forum I guess I'd better update XD

Auto rushed down the hall, her dark blue scarf dancing behind her as she continued her relentless sprint towards any of her comrades. She veered sharply and around the corner only to collide with Prime13, knocking them both to the floor. Prime13 threw his hands up in front of his face, thinking that he had been hit by some booby-trap but instead, found himself looking through the cracks of his fingers at his leader.

"Auto! What happened?!" He inquired quickly, "Is there something wrong?"

Auto stood shakily and wiped the tears from her eyes that had sprung up from their collision.

"Other than almost being suffocated by a stink bomb?" She croaked, "The Ring is missing."

Prime13's eyes widened in surprise.

"What happened to it?"

Auto shook her head.

"I'm not sure, it was gone when I woke up."

Suddenly, Crazymadman careened around the corner followed by deltaprime and Mini-Bot.

"Auto!" He shouted, "Something's wrong with Starscream, he's not acting right!"

Just as the words flew out of his mouth he pushed Prime13 and Auto to the wall as a purple colored blast flew past them.

"We have to get out of here! NOW!"

yikes....

Starscream's body was a completely in control of Shockwave at this point, and he was preparing to go on his murderous rampage. He/they looked around for victims. Of course he'd have to search for deltaprime and get his revenge, but he'd gladly kill whoever crossed his path, regardless of who it was. That's when he saw Crazymadman.

Crazymadman looked up in horror to see his favorite 'con preparing to obliterate him. His legs were frozen in fear. Prime13 and Autobot Girl were urging him run away, but he couldn't!

"Pathetic human, prepare to have your blood spilt!" shouted Shockwave through Starscream. This was definately not good.

Finally Crazymadman managed to move away, and just in time too. "Shockscream" had just missed Crazymadman, and now he was getting angry. He transformed into his jet mode and roared through the base.

"No no no no no!" shouted Prime13, doing his best Sam Witwicky impression.


The DBA fanfic will continue after these messages.

Hey everyone, who's in the mood for a contest? I know I am. Whoever can think of a way to add more activity to the DBA website will receive both a new nickname, and their fan character will have a special appearance in my upcoming fanfic! I'll probably think of something else too.

We now return to the DBA fanfic.


As Crazymadman, Autobot Girl, Prime13, Mini Bot, and deltaprime (gotta get everyone in there, doncha know?) were running from Shockscream, a whole new problem presented itself, in the form of a surprise visitor! There was a "knock" at the door-and of course by "knock" I mean "gigantic battering ram! Who could this be?

Originally posted by Robticon If I knew Shockwave was messin' with mah Ostrich I'd be all like: "GET THE F%#$ AWAY FROM MAH OSTRICH!!!" Darn it, Roger got into my Avacado stash AGAIN?

nice commercial.=3
And why would I be quoting Shia la-whatever? ah well, it was a nice update.=p

Meh, you were really just yelling "No!" but I decided to add the Shia joke in there for teh lulz Glad ya liked it.

Originally posted by Robticon If I knew Shockwave was messin' with mah Ostrich I'd be all like: "GET THE F%#$ AWAY FROM MAH OSTRICH!!!" Darn it, Roger got into my Avacado stash AGAIN?