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Originally Posted by deltaprime  You know, you guys could make your own update, and decide the fate of Starscream and teh pie for yourselves.... |
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Hah!
I'm going to beat Crazymadman to it!
Everyone in the DBA Headquarters froze. They all looked simultaneously at the pie, to Auto, to Starscream, to Robticon who obviously wasn't looking because he was too busy shoving bacon in his face. MMMMmmmm...bacon....
"You wouldn't dare." Challenged Auto, giving her most intimidating glare.
"Oh not this again. I'm going to throw it." Said Crazymadman. Bringing his arm back behind his head readying to throw the all powerful pastry at the enormous Decepticon. In the background Sage was giving his thumbs up to the new joint Dewbot leader, better Starscream to suffer this fate than in the hands of a fangirl, besides, he loves to torture fangirl idols.
"What kind of Dewbot are you huh?! And you say that You're Starscream's biggest fan!" Accused Auto, her stare biting as cold as winter's morning.
"What was that now?!" Answered Crazymadman, "I am
so the biggest Starscream fan! And he might actually
like me since I'm not trying to write slashfics about him!"
Auto gasped as the crowd of faction members behind them "ooed". Some length above them Starscream cocked an optic ridge, faintly wondering if these small organics were malfunctioning and if he should just back out right now.
"I would
never." She cried, "Besides! I'm not the one trying to kill him with pie!"
The crowd muttered and whispered to one-another frantically. Piiieeee......
"In order to save everyone else!" He said angrily.
"Do you really want to tick off the fangirl that has all of the Dewbot's world domination plans folded up in her back pocket?!" Threatened Auto.
World domination plans? thought Starscream
This "fangirl" might be to my advantage...
"You know, I really would
love to stay and chat." Interrupted the giant Cybertronian, "but I've gotta jet."
"But you're not a jet anymore you're a VOLTHOG." Pointed out Delta in the front of the crowd.
"Is it really necessary to say that in all caps-"
"YES!!"
Starscream sighed, it was no use talking to these creatures. He swiftly scooped up the small organic who (to his confusion) let out a squeal of delight.
"Now little human." Taunted Starscream "How about we go to the beach and let you drown ten miles below sea level while I take those plans?"
Auto didn't seem scared to Starscream's confusion. Instead, she dug in her pocket and produced a small plastic thing.
"What is that?" Growled Starscream.
"Oh nothing, just the keys to my VOLTHOG." She said pressing a button.
Suddenly Starscream heard himself beep twice, and very loudly. He waited a moment when the "keys" didn't seem to do anything. Soon, he got tired of waiting and went to move....which he couldn't. His optics darted around, looking for a pair of stasis cuffs, which he couldn't find. Auto wiggled out of his statuesque grip and crawled up his arm and onto his shoulder where she sat and patted his head, which he could do nothing about except glare and make muffled growling noises.
"Now I'll let you move again once you decide to stop acting up." She said.
Then it hit him.
The small human had "locked" him.
