The Transformers Tribune

This Article is from the movie Universe,
*spoiler*

It was supposedly written after the fallen revealed the transformers presence on earth

I like the formatting of this, and the story seemed very "real." Nice work!

Originally posted by Robticon If I knew Shockwave was messin' with mah Ostrich I'd be all like: "GET THE F%#$ AWAY FROM MAH OSTRICH!!!" Darn it, Roger got into my Avacado stash AGAIN?

I agree... nice job on that article.

I managed to type up a new article, but first things first... I had previously made an interview of Movie Barricade. This is a short interview concerning why Barricade never showed up in ROTF:

Another Interview with Movie Barricade
6-30-2009
TRANS+CRAZY


TC: Hello, Trans-Crazy reporting… again. Once more, I’ve decided to interview Movie Barricade, whom… as everyone who has seen ROTF… was not seen at all in the sequel. So let’s get to the bottom of this, shall we?

*Trans-Crazy approaches Barricade*

TC: Barricade, can you please enlighten us fans as to why you never appeared in ROTF?

Barricade: DON’T ASK ME, ASK THAT SLAGGING MICHAEL BAY AND HIS SLAGGING TEAM OF WRITERS!

TC: Barricade, please… surely you know why you weren’t put into ROTF…

Barricade: EITHER THE SLAGGING CREW FORGOT THEY WERE GOING TO KEEP ME AROUND FOR THE SEQUEL, THEY RAN OUT OF TIME AND MONEY, OR THEY COULDN’T WORK ME INTO THE STUPID PLOT-LINE IN THE SEQUEL!

TC: Does it make you upset that you weren’t featured in ROTF?

Barricade: SLAG YES, IT DOES MAGGOT!

TC: Calm down, calm down. I guess that wraps up this interview. Good day.

*Trans-Crazy begins to walk away, when Barricade slams an arm down in front of her, narrowly avoiding hitting her*

Barricade: DO I UNDERSTAND YOU’VE YET TO SEE REVENGE OF THE FALLEN?

TC: Uh… no, I haven’t. What’s that got to do with anything?

Barricade: HOW DID YOU KNOW I WASN’T IN THE MOVIE, THEN?

TC: Uh… a friend who saw it told me… when I got upset, he gave me a Barricade plushie…

Barricade: A PLUSHIE?! OF ME?!

TC: *Squeeks* Oh mama…

End of Interview, and Trans-Crazy for good?

Thanks SmokescreenGT for making this sig!
The TC and Wildfrost Story

I'll post some classic articles here too, since I need time to think up good new ones.

City in Ruins
6-30-09
Deltaprime

Two years have passed since the terrorist attacks on Mission City, but almost everyone remembers the incident like it was only yesterday. There is obviously still construction to be done, and the hospitals are still full of injured citizens who are trying to recover.

Chip Chase, the owner of ChipChase’s , is up to his neck in debt from his restaurant being destroyed. “It was horrible, and I hope they catch the jerks responsible for this mess,” was his only comment.

Others claim that the attacks weren’t merely from terrorists, but from advanced WMDs that have the power to shape-shift or transform. One local says that, “There was like this, tank thing. Then a car drove right towards it and they both changed and began destroying crap.”

The idea that there are shape-shifting robots in our presence is nothing new. Last week, we interviewed Sam Witwicky, a boy from a neighboring town, who had a similar experience. He had been experiencing problems with his car, and claimed that it came to life. The Witwicky family had no comments at the time.

Robot sightings have been popping up all over the place since the attack. In Mission City alone, their have been over 50 sightings of the so-called “Robots in Disguise.”

Construction continues on the torn up Mission City, and our hopes and prayers are with the casualties of the incident and their families. We will continue to investigate and keep you up to date.

Originally posted by Robticon If I knew Shockwave was messin' with mah Ostrich I'd be all like: "GET THE F%#$ AWAY FROM MAH OSTRICH!!!" Darn it, Roger got into my Avacado stash AGAIN?

Car Wash-of Doom?!?
6-30-09
Deltaprime

About a week ago, the local mechanic known as Sparkplug Witwicky was living the good life. He had installed a highly successful car wash machine that did wonders for his automotive business. Then IT happened.

Sparkplug's son, Buster, noticed something strange about his customers. They siphoned gasoline out of the Witwickys' car! They then continued to siphon gas from other cars they saw. It was utter chaos.

The source of this strange behavior was discovered to be from the new car wash that was installed. Somehow, it was hypnotizing the customers!

"It was insane. I had no control over my body whatsoever, and I kept hearing this voice telling me to siphon gas in my head," said Buster's girlfriend, Jesse. Many others have claimed to hear a similar voice in their heads, and one even reports seeing a giant bat fly out from the carwash!

G.B. Blackrock, the creator of the Witwicky's "Wash and Roll" car wash had this to say:"I'm embarrassed by this mishap, and I've already ordered a recall on all Wash and Roll machines. I'm terribly sorry for this inconvenience."

For now, we're safe from the Wash and Roll menace, but for how long?

Originally posted by Robticon If I knew Shockwave was messin' with mah Ostrich I'd be all like: "GET THE F%#$ AWAY FROM MAH OSTRICH!!!" Darn it, Roger got into my Avacado stash AGAIN?

Inspiration hit me, and I just HAD to do this one.

An Interview with Beachcomber
7-1-09
Deltaprime

D: Hello again, and welcome to another interview. This time I'm interviewing a DIRTY HIP--er--Beachcomber!

B: Peace bro. Peace.

D: Erm, yeah. So Beachcomber, what are your view on the environment and stuff?

B: Y'know man, all these stupid machines go in and destroy Mother Nature. I think everyone needs to take a breather.

D: You do realize that you ARE a machine, right?

B: Yeah, but I run on electricity man!

D: So I'm guessing you and Jolt are pretty good friends then, right?

B: You know, I don't remember.

D: Why wouldn't you remem--nevermind. I think I know why....

B:..............

D: Beachcomber?

B:..............oh sorry man! I guess I just doozed off for a second there!

D: Did anyone ever tell you that you sound alot like Leo from That 70's Show?

B: (just sits there laughing stupidly)

D: Okay, it's pretty clear that Beachcomber's brain is to fried to finish this interview, so I'm gonna have to end this now.

B: Dude, what're you doing in my house man?

D: I'm not in your house.

B: Then where are we?

D: I give up on this guy.

Originally posted by Robticon If I knew Shockwave was messin' with mah Ostrich I'd be all like: "GET THE F%#$ AWAY FROM MAH OSTRICH!!!" Darn it, Roger got into my Avacado stash AGAIN?

The Transformers cast reveal their thoughts on the FILM!

Optimus Prime
"I thought the direction was very well handled......can't say I'm big on the idea of me dying again,"

Megatron
"I loved the characterization and the plot..... and me coming back as a freaking awesome alien tank!"

Soundwave
"Didn't think I did muc....oh who cares, IM IN THE MOVIE!"

Ratchet
"Im telling you I was in the movie!"

Skids
"I believe I would've done better as a.....MONSTER TRUCK....yeah,"

more qoutes coming soon

Here Goes Something!

Slight Spoilers!

An Interview With The Fallen
7-4-09
Galvacron 3

Hot Off The Release Of ROTF, I Managed To Catch The Fallen For A Quick Interview With the "Orignal Decepticon".

T: Thanks For Taking The Time To Answer Some Questions Mr. Fallen.

F: Don't Get Used To It.

T: Don't Worry, We Won't. So Some Say your Role In Revenge Was Down Played A Bit, What Do You Have to Say?

F: It's Not My Doing, It's slagging Micheal Bay's Fualt, If I Had My Way, He'd Be A Pile Of Ash By Now.

T: So you Have Have Some Kind Of Hatred Of Bay I Take It?

F: Yes, If You Had Seen The Orignal Script For The Movie He Wanted Me To Be In A Toto And And Have Devastator Have A LOVE INTREST!!!!!!!

T: Okayyyy... Intesting... So Given The Fact Prime Killed you At The End, Do You Think You Should Come Back For The Sequel?

F: Yessssss.... OR I'LL SET THE WORLD ON FIRE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

T: Okayyyy, Thanks Mr. Fallen And One Last Question, Where To From Here?

F: I'm Going Back To The Sandwich Shop "The Sandwich Of The Primes" Deli. I Work As The Oven Tosting The Sandwiches!

T: Thanks, And I'll Be Sure To Stop By!!!

F: You'd Better.

T: Thanks, And Good Night Japan!

So What Do You Think?

That's one neat interview with ROTF Fallen. at his working at a deli and the "original script."

Thanks SmokescreenGT for making this sig!
The TC and Wildfrost Story

Devastator love interest= ewwwwwwwwwwww

Great articles Prime, TC, and Galvacron. Glad to see others joining in on this!

Originally posted by Robticon If I knew Shockwave was messin' with mah Ostrich I'd be all like: "GET THE F%#$ AWAY FROM MAH OSTRICH!!!" Darn it, Roger got into my Avacado stash AGAIN?