TRANSFORMERS '07 a silly parody |
06-14-2009, 08:20 PM
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#1 | | doh! a deer! female deer! Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 947 Location: the big mit Collection Count: 31 bulks 16 mini-cons 15 MD | TRANSFORMERS '07 a silly parody
hello, my hobby here. after seeing transformers: the movie again, i got the idea for a silly parody for the movie.
the basic idea for this is from the movie, until i mess around with it.
eh, don't know how else to describe, so... TRANSFORMERS '07
the movie opens with The Allspark floating in space.
Optimus Prime begins to narrate
OPTIMUS PRIME: "in the beginning, was the cube.
we knew not where it came from, nor did we really care.
all we knew was that it gave the spark of life to all cybertronians, and it must have been having an off day when it spawned Megatron.
seriously, what in Primus's name was it thinking!?!
'oh, today i think I'll bring to life a benevolent truck and his psychopath brother.'
ugh! that slimy skidplate has been nothing but trouble since day one!
why, i remember when we were just two solar-"
IRONHIDE: "uh, Prahm?"
OPTIMUS PRIME: "yes Ironhide?"
IRONHIDE: "well, this is a movie and you were only supposed to intro it.
in short, you've been talkin' too long."
OPTIMUS PRIME: "oh, i was just saying how evil Megatron is. like that ti-"
IRONHIDE: "but Prahm, the movie has already gone past the part where Sam's tryin' to sell his stuff off in the classroom."
OPTIMUS PRIME: "oh, that far already?"
Ironhide nods.
OPTIMUS PRIME: "oh, then on with the show."
SAM: "-NONONO! you've got to be kidding!"
DAD: "yeah, i am. you're not getting a porsche."
SAM: "... that's not funny."
DAD: "i thought it was."
SAM: "well it wasn't."
Sam and his Dad drive up to " Bolivia's Finest Quality Used Cars and Petting Zoo"
SAM: "ooh! can i pet the goat?"
DAD: "nah, it probably has rabies."
SAM: "you never let me do anything fun!"
DAD: "i let you get a dog."
SAM: "mojo! i forgot to give him his pain pills!"
DAD: "alright, lets just get this over with."
Bobby walks up.
BOBBY: "what can i do for you folks?"
DAD: "we're looking to buy a car. what's the cheapest car you have?"
SAM: "dad!"
BOBBY: "that bug over there i can let go for only $3,000"
DAD: "I'm not paying over $2,000."
SAM: "DAD!"
DAD: "i said bring me $2,000 and four A's and you'll get a car."
BOBBY: "yah know, i always says that cars choose their drivers but..."
Bobby puts a hand on Sam's shoulder.
BOBBY: "i ain't never scene a father so dirt cheap. you couldn't pay any of these cars to choose you..."
much to every body's surprise, a loud honk came from a yellow camaro two cars down.
CAR RADIO: "i choose you, pikachu!!!"
Bobby facepalms.
BOBBY: "well, I've been wrong before..." 
Transformers: Homeworld updated 11-15-09: o to the fourth power
X-BOX LIVE GT: MyHobby i totally don't stink royaly. | 
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06-14-2009, 08:47 PM
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#2 | | Tween King and OS' Rival Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,012 Location: Walker,La Collection Count: A army of Robot Heroes! News Credits: 1 |  very funny. 
Quote: | GWEN TENNYSON:PART HUMAN,PART ALIEN, BUT ALL BLACKARACHNIA. | | |
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06-14-2009, 09:40 PM
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#3 | | this is halloween........ Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 943 Location: Halloween town Collection Count: 59 News Credits: 3 | lol
When the blazing sun is gone, when the nothing shines upon............
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06-14-2009, 11:57 PM
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#4 | | Nerdicon Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 2,642 Location: Corner of Insanity Collection Count: So not enough | Please Click...  | |
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06-15-2009, 12:48 AM
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#5 | | Decepticon Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 116 | Ha that was very funny great work hope to see more. | |
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06-16-2009, 04:03 PM
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#6 | | Raaaraawwar! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 106 Location: Not telling you! ha ha! :) Collection Count: too much! | lol  great work real funny! | |
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06-16-2009, 06:05 PM
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#7 | | Herder of cats Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,115 Location: Perry Hall, MD Collection Count: Ummm...this many?!? News Credits: 1 | Com'on, that can't be all...
a little something I do to pay for my hobby.
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06-16-2009, 10:46 PM
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#8 | | Herald of Unicron Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 2,331 Location: In front of a Dell.......*Sigh* i need a new Computer Collection Count: 18..I Need More Decepticons News Credits: 2 | " I choose you Pikachu"
That's what should've happened instead of that greater than man stuff Quote:
Originally Posted by Ace Convoy  ....Thank you for your astute observation | Quote:
Originally Posted by Toxicon I'm well known for them. I'm often touted as "King Comeback", on account of them. ;) | | |
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06-16-2009, 11:47 PM
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#9 | | doh! a deer! female deer! Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 947 Location: the big mit Collection Count: 31 bulks 16 mini-cons 15 MD | Quote:
Originally Posted by Spiderus Prime very funny. | Quote:
Originally Posted by megatronski lol | Quote:
Originally Posted by Vexza | Quote:
Originally Posted by MC Spanner lol great work real funny! | Quote:
Originally Posted by Ace Convoy " I choose you Pikachu"
That's what should've happened instead of that greater than man stuff | wow, this is way more comments than i expected to get. i am honored! Quote:
Originally Posted by ROTF100694 Ha that was very funny great work hope to see more. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Anodythe Com'on, that can't be all... | you kidding? after all the feed-back I'm getting, i' gonna go nuts on this! Sam and co. walk over to a beat-up yellow camaro.
with black racing stripes.
SAM: "now there's a car!"
DAD: "how much is it?"
BOBBY: "sorry man, but this one is...
hey, i haven't ever seen this car before!"
Bobby turns his head toward the petting zoo.
BOBBY: "hey, Mammy! have you seen this-"
a rock comes flying out of nowhere and busts Bobby upside the head.
Bobby lifts his hand. it is obscured from the shot by a banner.
BOBBY: "she's blind, bless her heart."
Bobby shakes his head and blinks.
BOBBY: "whoo, I'm dizzy. what were you saying?"
DAD: "you were going to sell me this car for $2000"
BOBBY: "huh? oh sure. uh, scuze me, i gotta lie down."
air force 1 is flying through the air. the camera zooms in on a window.
the camera bounces off the window. the camera-man can be seen screaming as he falls.
we see a boom box lying inconspicuously next to a seat. two eyes pop out of the boom box, and sinister giggling can be heard.
FRENZY: "stoopidinseks! gonnagetcha!gonnagetcha!"
Frenzy fully transforms and makes his way to the elevator.
a woman gets on. she looks down to see a boom box had been left on the elevator by some idiot.
she picks up the boom box.
suddenly music starts playing.
BOOM BOX:
"L
is for the way you look
at me
O
is for the only one
i see."
frightened, the woman gets off at the next stop, forgetting all about her president's craving for ding-dongs.
snickering evilly, Frenzy gets off at the security center of the air plane.
making his way to an abandoned console, he begins hacking the network.
FRENZY: "hmm, lockon,lockon. ebayseller, searchebayseller. megatronmegatronmegatron.
ladies, ladiesman, ladiesman217!!! glassesglassesglasses!!!
mapmapmapmap! w00t! uber-n00ber!"
elsewhere, a hacker team picks up Frenzy's signal.
glad you guys are enjoying this. 
Transformers: Homeworld updated 11-15-09: o to the fourth power
X-BOX LIVE GT: MyHobby i totally don't stink royaly. | |
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06-16-2009, 11:55 PM
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#10 | | Nerdicon Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 2,642 Location: Corner of Insanity Collection Count: So not enough | Ah, Frenzy. Your hyper pervertedness will be missed with your death. xD Please Click... | |
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