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11-06-2007, 11:24 AM
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#1 | | Mini-Con Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 27 Location: San Antonio Texas Collection Count: 15+ | Prime Time So, here it is... i was really bored and I am nowhere near a writer as anyone else, but like i said, i was really bored. I came up with this little sketch about Prime and Arcee...
Act one starts off with Prime, Megs, Starscream and Jazz standing around having a nice can of oil. (Whatever cybertrons version of human beer is.) Our heroes/villians are taking a day off from the war to share a few cans of Oil light.
(Picture the original vocal actors doing each of the voices. Welker on Megs, Cullen for Optimus.)
Optimus Prime: "Yup."
Starscream: "Uhuh."
Megs: "...yes"
Starscream: "So, Optimus..."
Optimus Prime: "Yeah?"
Starscream: "How was your date with Arcee last night?"
Optimus Prime: "Wha... umm... what date?" (Signaling with his hand to cut off the new topic of conversation.)
Megs: "Wha..."
Starscream: "The one you had with Arcee la.... oh, I get it. You mean the mighty Megatron doesn't know that you're dating his girlfriend?!"
Megs: "What date?! You're dating my girlfriend?!!!" (Megs crushes the can of oil and he looks towards Optimus)
Optimus Prime: "Date? Umm, no. We were, umm..."
Megs: "You were what?!"
Starscream: "This is freaking awesome!"
Optimus Prime: "No, we were reading books and discussing the future of Cybertron... you know, Cybertron's future is really important to us."
Starscream: "Sure..."
Megs: "Really? What books?"
Starscream: " Did you exchange lubricants with her?!"
Optimus Prime: "Shutup starscream! No, like i said, we were reading books and talking about the future of Cybertron...oh, what do you know... umm, hold on guys... i've got a call.." (Optimus voices a ringtone to pretend his cell phone is ringing) "Yeah, this is Optimus... what? Uhuh... no, we're right around the corner... oh... ok... I'll be right there. Yeah, what? Oh... I can't... He's right here... Ok, bye."
Jazz: "What was that all about Optimus?"
Starscream: "He's trying to avoid you Megatron!"
Megs: "Shutup Starscream! Optimus, if you so much as touched Arcee... I will rip out your optics!!!!!!!!"
Optimus Prime: "Well, that was Ironhide... Bumblebee got into another bar fight with Ratchet..."
Jazz: "Not again."
"Optimus Prime: "Yeah, it sounds pretty ugly.... He cut off Bumblebees legs again."
Megs: "SO! What about last night huh? You and Arcee, my girlfriend?!"
Optimus Prime: "Umm... we were reading books... I really have to go guys. From what Arcee...I mean, Ironhide said, it's getting really ugly. Bumblebee lubricated on Ironhide from the table..."
Jazz: "He was dancing on the table again, wasn't he?"
Optimus Prime: "Yup. Gotta go. Jazz, let's roll out!"
(Optimus and Jazz transform and take off in a hurry)
Starscream: "You're not going to do anything? The mighty Megatron is going to stand there while his Nemesis Optimus Prime dates his girlfriend?!"
Megs: "Shut up you stupid fool!!" (Megs backhands Starscream, knocking him into a Cybertronian building. )
Megs: "We shall see Prime, this shall not go without punishment!!" (Megatron clinches his fists as he vows revenge on Optimus Prime.)
End Act 1.
I would drink the coffee this morning honey, but unfortunately i would like to live.
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11-07-2007, 09:38 AM
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#2 | | Barricade's #1 Fan Girl Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 8,561 Location: Michigan Collection Count: 152 TFs, 1 Go-Bot, 10 Shinkis | LOL... this is great! I would to see what happens next. |
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11-07-2007, 11:02 AM
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#3 | | Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,674 Collection Count: a lot News Credits: 1 | ho ho ho that is great, two thumbs up
i laughed  , i cried  , but mostly did this  |
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11-07-2007, 03:00 PM
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#4 | | I have no title HAH Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 174 Location: Minnesota aka: endless winter Collection Count: Not enough. Not nearly enough. |
omg keep it up! |
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11-10-2007, 04:26 AM
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#5 | | He who is he maybe. Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,152 Collection Count: wow umm lots. | More i liked it! |
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