That's far less fun and rewarding than buying a Shamwow...trust me...and don't downplay the instant bumps to your street-cred and charisma either...haha...
No no, I'll just make sure as I fiddle with it while wearing gloves, I'll also be sporting a monacle and make sure I have my pinky finger sticking out.
I mean that to me is the ideal exclusive-that-I-can't-get-easily... something I can live without but still tempting and worthwhile to others.
Oh no, the exclusionary super dork white knight club that can't hear any opinion other than their own are going to be upset? Batten down the hatches men!