Zombies vs. Werewolves - Who would win?

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  1. Super_Megatron

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    If a zombie bites a werewolf, does it become a werewolf-zombie or does it only become a zombie when it turns back into a human? If a werewolf bites a zombie, does it become a zombie-werewolf?
     
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    Whoever wins, we lose.
     
  3. red00wolf

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    MEGA LOLS
     
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    All I know is during a werewolf OR zombie outbreak, the vampires will stay inside, lay around on chaise lounges, drink wine and listen to Bauhaus.
     
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    i vote for warewolfs having ziombie amunity. but still the ziombies can swarm and eat the warewolf ziombies always have numbers on there side.
     
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    BOOM "head explodes".
     
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    Lycanthropy is viewed as a disease, but once infected the victim appears to have great regenerative powers and possibily immunity to diseaese. (Ever see a sick werewolf?)

    I would vote werewolf.
     
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    Whoever wins, we lose indeed.
     
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    Could a zombie even bite a werewolf? Depending on what movie your watching the sons of bitches can climb sheer walls or take your head off in one shot. No zombie is getting near that.
     
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    Werewolves would tear them apart. No contest.
     
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    You just blew my mind.

    *pulls down pants and waits for another"
     
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    I'll go you one better, whichever way it's answered, does whoever THEY bite get infected by BOTH diseases?
     
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    Classic Romero Zombies stand no chance against Werewolves unless there is like a hundred against one. However, modern fast DOTD/28 Days Later zombies have a pretty good shot of winning in a fight against Werewolves.

    However, zombies have never really attacked animals prefering humans, and Werewolves lose so much of their humanity that they are more animal than human. So i think the zombies would just pass up the werewolves seeing them more has wolves than human, which would allow for the werewolves to hunt them.
     
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    Zombies are Zombies all day, they would hunt the weirwolfs in the human form. Once the full moon hits there will be a bloodbath. BUt the next day the zombies will be eating up all the human - Were-men and Women all day and night long.
    The whole Full Moon thing will work agaist the Were-wolf for sure.
     
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    this really depends on what kind of ziombies and what kinds of warewolfs are involved.
     
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    Somebody write Max Brooks. He'll know.
     
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    It's fleas or maggots, fleas jump but maggots just....well....wiggle.

    "After shaving his pubic hairs Chuck Norris then threw them into the furnace thus making the first werewolf." - Has this even been considered? I demand a recount!
     
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    Werewolfs. With all the biting shit going on, you'd think they'ed just like rip the Zombies apart and stuff. Then again, Zombie's outnumber Werewolves. (Scientific fact!)

    Exactly, Vamp's have it made.

    I like this reply, as it makes a lot of sense.
     
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    I disagree with the majority here. Both werewolves and zombies spread by biting their victims. Specifically, breaking their skin. That suggests a disease that is transmitted by blood and saliva. In a werewolf, this increases their strength, speed and, we can therefore assume, their metabolism. Zombies, on the other hand, appear to be dead. They can go years without eating and drinking, lose limbs without any ill effects, and don't appear to breathe. Despite their overwhelming desire to eat the flesh of the living, they don't appear to have any metabolism at all.

    Now, since a zombie's heart doesn't beat and its blood doesn't circulate, it would be doubtful that it is capable of being infected with any disease, natural or supernatural. Werewolves, however, may be as likely or MORE likely than a normal human being to become zombies after being bitten.

    The living dead lose their ability to reason and speak, becoming animals with only the basest instincts. If a zombie werewolf is affected mentally, it's not much of a step down. The strength of a zombie is equal to the strength it had when living, reduced by the time it has had to decompose. A freshly-bitten zombie werewolf would be just as strong as fast as its lycanthropic brethren, but it would be incapable of feeling fatigue or pain. It would instantly set upon the other werewolves.

    As they say, it only takes one. Zombies don't attack each other, but the dead will attack the living regardless of their previous affiliations. The first zombie werewolf would attack the others, and the plague would spread more quickly with each infection. The werewolves, being animals themselves, wouldn't be able to rally like human survivors in so many zombie movies. There would be no barricading of doors, no pooling of supplies, no desperate bids for freedom in an armoured van, the werewolves would simply die in confusion and pain, only to rise again and fill the zombie ranks.

    Zombies would totally win.
     

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