Zombie Strippers

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  1. Lumpy

    Lumpy Taylor Swift Actionmaster Super Mod

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    Starring Robert Englund and Jenna Jameson

    looks more new fast zombie style, as opposed to classic zombie style, but still might be a cheesy fun zombie romp...
    ps...its not a porn, nor does the trailer show anything, so dont freak out...
     
  2. Bryan

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    Pass. Betting it's a DTV one-note joke.

    Jenna's hot, though.
     
  3. Insane Galvatron

    Insane Galvatron is not insane. Really!

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    uhm....


    :confused2 
     
  4. Ktulu

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    Was before she totally fucked up her face with surgery anyway
     
  5. TonyzCustomz

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  6. DarkDranzer

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    I can't watch it on mine, but apparently due to the responses on here I'm left with one nagging question "do I want to watch it?"
     
  7. 333HE

    333HE HERSHEY'S GONNA EAT JOO.

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    Interesting...I'm not sure if it's a "good" or "bad" interesting though. o_O 
     
  8. ckhtiger

    ckhtiger old skool fool

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    was it surgery that did that? I thought it was because of her weight-loss issue (i.e. anorexia) as a result of some divorce thing she was going through.
     
  9. MegaMoonMan

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    That movie looks downright horrible.

    I'm betting direct-to-VHS it looks so bad.
     
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  10. QuinJester

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    That looks ... so bad... that I have to see it.
     
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    QFT. I just her a couple days ago on Celebrity Apprentice. Apparently she's dating some UFC fighter who's on the show.
     
  12. dark_mullet

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    Every other week I must rent a bad movie from Hollywood Video. I love it.

    This looks amazing. Robert Englund = instant win.
     
  13. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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    wow. :lol 
     
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    I'm pretty certain. And I have seen photos where she seemed super skinny but I think she's over that now?

    Not quite sure, I'm not really down with all the celebrity gossip you know
     
  15. DilaZirK

    DilaZirK Is bullheaded.

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    What the fishnuts?
     
  16. Wreckgar

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    so do you think its better or worse than Flight of the Living Dead?
     
  17. Rumble02

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    my brain just died a little.
     
  18. Mr. Jiggles

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    This presents an interesting mathematical paradox.

    Zombies = Awesome
    Strippers = Even more awesome

    Zombies + Strippers = Total piece of shit.
     
  19. Ktulu

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    I'd still watch it over Batman & Robin any day
     
  20. Hoolagrin

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    Fixed.

    The B movie still exists! I miss the good ole Troma movies. "Sgt Kabukiman: NYPD."

    Or what about great classics like 'Basket Case.'

    Then there was that movie about a Mad Scientist who messed up when trying to create classic monsters. Midget Frankenstein, Mummy and Wolfman anyone? The catch was they had to have sex with women to become full sized.

    The only thing that would make 'Zombie Strippers' better is Rhonda Shear intermittently saying "Up! All night." Please no Gilbert Godfry.
     

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