Zombie Attack Insurance is now real!

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  1. Gaastra

    Gaastra Well-Known Member

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    Shockwave9227 I'm actually 16.

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  3. Haloid1177

    Haloid1177 Hey, That's Pretty Good

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    Finally. I needed that
     
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    Shockwave9227 I'm actually 16.

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    Exactly me.
     
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    Wow, that's pretty cheap.
     
  7. Haloid1177

    Haloid1177 Hey, That's Pretty Good

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    I'm not kidding. I want the stupid card so badly. It's only $18. Hm...
     
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    I'm selling these sunflowers, guaranteed to help protect you from zombies!
     
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    ... agreed. I mean at that price, can we really afford not to protect ourselves? :lol 
     
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    Consider me interested.
     
  11. MisterFanwank

    MisterFanwank Toy Industry Analyst

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    I'm assuming anyone who buys the insurance will already have a zombie-proofed house and multiple viable escape plans. So it might not be that bad of an idea for those who're prepared.

    For everything else, there's Master Card.
     
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    colour me intrigued!
     
  13. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    I'll take twelve. Wait.... Are they real sunflowers?
     
  15. AutobotMaximal

    AutobotMaximal Covert Collector

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    Man, if you throw in a watermelon-pult, I'm sold! :D 
     
  16. havanowoncheese

    havanowoncheese Proud No Ma'amer!

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    Agreed.
     
  17. Aernaroth

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    They are real sunflowers in that they are not imaginary, sure. I have some in my garden and I have not ONCE been attacked by zombies.
     
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    Won't be good insurance when Zombies start breaking down your door.
     
  19. Aernaroth

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    Counterpoint: Since I planted them, my sunflowers have had a PERFECT record of protecting me from zombies. Every single day, through rain and sun, not a single zombie has made it onto my property to chew my tasty cerebral matter. That's a proven track record of security you can't just scoff at.
     
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