There was a really bad storm in my area last night, and DAMN, I didn't expect it to get outta hand. Well, a tree blew over onto my conveniently placed truck (minor dents and a few scratches that aren't that noticeable, but if the truck was a few feet back, the damn thing woulda been crushed flat by the big part of the tree), and like a bat outta hell, I run to get my keys and get mah behbeh in the garage. This morning, I go to look the mess over, and seriously, it is kinda creepy to see the sun shining and birds happily chirping after all that - you'd think those birds would be a hundred miles from my place because of all that wind! Anywho, I almost jumped out of my skin - the tree apparently landed on a power line as well. Yeah, I had to crawl into that mess to get in my truck - it's a wonder I didn't get a jolt out of life...or rather, the life jolted out of me. Well, I better get my sorry ass to church later today, 'cause that may be the last time God covers for me.