Yours Truly coulda made like a chicken and fried last night

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  1. Rayzilla Prime

    Rayzilla Prime I RIP ALL MY RAZE!

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    There was a really bad storm in my area last night, and DAMN, I didn't expect it to get outta hand. Well, a tree blew over onto my conveniently placed truck (minor dents and a few scratches that aren't that noticeable, but if the truck was a few feet back, the damn thing woulda been crushed flat by the big part of the tree), and like a bat outta hell, I run to get my keys and get mah behbeh in the garage.

    This morning, I go to look the mess over, and seriously, it is kinda creepy to see the sun shining and birds happily chirping after all that - you'd think those birds would be a hundred miles from my place because of all that wind!

    Anywho, I almost jumped out of my skin - the tree apparently landed on a power line as well. Yeah, I had to crawl into that mess to get in my truck - it's a wonder I didn't get a jolt out of life...or rather, the life jolted out of me.

    Well, I better get my sorry ass to church later today, 'cause that may be the last time God covers for me.
     
  2. Cal

    Cal Well-Known Member

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    Interesting thread title.....
     
  3. Rayzilla Prime

    Rayzilla Prime I RIP ALL MY RAZE!

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    Eh, guess I was a bit hungry when I came up with that. :p 
     
  4. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    Well atleast your alive.
     
  5. AutoBobby

    AutoBobby The Collector

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    Consider yourself very,very lucky.
     
  6. UnicronFTW

    UnicronFTW Don't blink.

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    Whoa, damn. That's a close encounter with ye' old Grim if there ever was one. Glad you're alive.
     
  7. tikgnat

    tikgnat Baweepgranaweepninnybong. TFW2005 Supporter

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    So... you ever see the film 'Unbreakable'?
     
  8. ArmadaJetfire

    ArmadaJetfire Yamato is go! ;D

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    I'd tell you to go play the lottery, but you have seemed to have used up all your luck! :lol  Glad you are in one, healthy and alive, piece
     
  9. Rayzilla Prime

    Rayzilla Prime I RIP ALL MY RAZE!

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    Well, I think I used up my money-making luck in Bingo a couple weeks ago after winning $15. :p 

    Nope. Should I?
     
  10. tikgnat

    tikgnat Baweepgranaweepninnybong. TFW2005 Supporter

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    I was about to tell you the plot, but then I'd spoil it for you.

    Watch it and you'll see what I mean!
     
  11. TrueNomadSkies

    TrueNomadSkies Airachnid's ratservant

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    Dammit tfw, now I want me some fried chicken.
     
  12. MegaPrime33

    MegaPrime33 Follow me @NerdActivist TFW2005 Supporter

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    The title made me think you were going to make some fried chicken but then chose not to.
     

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