you know what's funny about the human body and cannibalism?
we have no nutrients in our meat.
you'd be full, but your body would get nothing from it.
the more you know  

 

seriously  We consume all these nutrients but we don't actually retain any


I feel insulted in a way.

 

Your post rendered more than half the posts in this thread null.

 

true story.
we are ridiculously innefficient creatures.

You can thank my girlfriend for that. she educates me on all sorts of useless trivia.
also, you know that ringing sound you hear in a dead-quiet room?
that's your body's electrical current.

 

Jeremy. B. I'd rather be the cooler person on the island, and I'm pretty sure I can take him if it gets down to cannibalism.

 

That's what that is? Thank you, chapsy.

 

Anyone from my friend's list.

 

i'd probably take Prowl Delta 31, because he's super manly. i would have said Dark Convoy but he'd break my face in half and eat my brain, then floss his teeth with my spine.

 

I would take no one!! Like I tell my co-workers, I work better alone. > 

 

Vangelus. I'd be too busy going EEEEEEEE to even notice I was stranded.

 

This post is awesome in so many ways.

 

I would take the love child of Kickback, Vangelus, and Spiderus.

Shit would be awesome.

 

whose the most attractive female poster? I choose her even if were not the least interested in each other we might want to kill some time now and then.

 

The Milk Daddy.

 

Either between Vangelus, TJ, Peaugh, or Kickback.

 

Deceptikitty

 

Cool. We can cuddle up by the fire while we tell eachother scary stories.  

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

I would choose the fattest guy here. For me to eat and I can make a shelter using his skin. Hoping he doesn't eat me first. Make that fattest and least resourceful/stupidest. I haven't been long here so I can't make a judgment but I've got a list already.