Your 'Porno name'....?

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  1. redsquadron

    redsquadron Token idiot...

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    So I'm scraping the barrel here, but anything for a giggle right (and I am very bored!)?
    What are all your 'porno names', folks? You now, the "first pet and Mother's maiden name" combination?

    Mine's WRECKER JONES. My sister's is MINDY JONES. It's amazing how well it works out virtually every time!

    I apologise in advance for having no taste...
     
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    Yeah right. I don't think 'Billy Bob Holubeshen' would even make it onto the DVD case.
     
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    Yeah, something about the name Bonbon Ortiz doesn't sound right.
     
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    Topsey Lisa werid Huh?
     
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    I think that one's pretty good!
     
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    I agree, that sounds pretty good actually.
     
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    Murphy.

    I've never had a pet...
     
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    Phy I want... ROOM SERVICE!!

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    "Weasel Riosa"?
     
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    I've always heard that it's your first pet and your street name, not maiden name. As such, mine is Joey Sawmill. However, my friends have the best: one is Max Shortwoods and the other is Sunny Shadblow. Yeah, you read that right. Shadblow Road.
     
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    Fred Freise (mother's maiden name)
    Fred Virginia (street)










    ...yeah that didn't really work so well.
     
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    ...That makes me Pippy Miller.
     
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    I didn't have a pet, does first toy count? if so then it's Voltron Zhu :D 
     
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    Calico Pomerantz, eh I prefer using my sister's first pet's name "Pixie Pomerantz".
     
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    Street name doesn't work so well. Bonbon Fair Oaks. I guess Bonbon Ortiz it is
     
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    You're thinking of your soap opera name. It's your middle name and the street you grew up on.

    I've got the best one for that.

    Alexander King.
     
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