Your good ol' bucket list

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  1. maninthebox94

    maninthebox94 Banned

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    Now i hope we are all healthy and in good shape, so don't think i'm asking you if your about to die and what you want to do first, i'm asking you, what all want to do someday before times up? If you think of something else you want do add to your bucket list, do not edit it please, quote your previous list, and add what it is you would like.

    So, up on my bucket list first off is...


    To pistol whip some guy

    To shoot a guy in the nuts with a rocket launcher

    Repay my grandma that 20 bucks i owe her.

    Mate a Shitzu and a bulldog together and get a "Bullshit" dog.

    Make a professional looking music video for a song i love.

    Go to Japan

    Kick Michael Bay in his god damn face.

    Get all the G1 Cassettacons

    Make my own kick ass toy of some sort
     
  2. newguy

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    Party!!!!!!
     
  3. guard convoy

    guard convoy The Big Daddy

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    get laid

    get laid

    get laid

    meet optimus sledge and vangelus

    party

    complete fort max

    oh, and get laid
     
  4. Surge

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    You sound EXACTLY like me. That's my number one too; anyway, my bucket list...

    - Get laid
    - Own a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel (they're so cute and are one of the friendliest dogs)
    - Take a bus or some other big ass vehicle offroading
    - Blow an abandoned building up in an incredibly awesome way
    - Own a drum set
    - Thrash the living HELL out of said drum set. ROCK N ROLL!!! \m/
    - Go on a plane ride
    - Go skydiving
    - Visit Germany
    - Visit Australia and pay Steve Irwin's grave a visit
    - Direct and be a pyrotechnics expert in an action movie
    - Write scripts for movies, video games, cartoons, etc.
    - Shoot a shotgun, assault rifle, machine gun, etc.
    - Go to an impound and destroy as many already-destroyed cars as possible
    - Break some more shit
    - Break, break, break, break, break, BREAK, DESTROY!!! :D 

    Yeah, I'm a pretty destructive person. I've broken several things in my house, to the dismay of my mother, by accident and for some reason it just feels so damn good. No, I'm not a terrorist lol. That's why I want to blow up an abandoned building and cars at an impound; things that can be destroyed where there's no people around. Ahh....how I dream of watching things go *BOOM*. :) 
     
  5. guard convoy

    guard convoy The Big Daddy

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    i like this guys style, add my pal surge to the list of people i want to meet, oh and NGW (pretty much my entire friends list). me and surge here will have fun blowin shit up while reciting the awesomest of quotes from our fave movies/shows "one man.....alone....betrayed by the country he loves"
     
  6. deltaprime

    deltaprime The Christian Transfan

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    1. World domination
    2. Own a pug (look at their mushy faces!)
    3. Put a raw egg wrapped in tin foil in the microwave
    4. Beat Chuck Norris in a fight
    5. Yell at hippies
    6. Kick a terrorist in the balls
    7. Yell at a hippie terrorist while kicking him in the balls
    8. Swim in a pool of vanilla pudding
    9. Own a transforming Mustang
    10. Rickroll Rick Astley himself
    11. Trick a vegetarian into eating a steak
    12. Meet a dwarf midget

    note: these are half-serious. interpret that as you will.
     
  7. Team Jetfire

    Team Jetfire Pop-POP!

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    get laid? really? You guys must be really ugly or really poor...kidding, kidding.

    I think making a bucket list is on my bucket list...
     
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    Scantron Well-Known Member

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    - Get American citizenship...although I'm rethinking this, for reasons that can't be discussed on this board.
    - Write the series of sci-fi/fantasy novels I've been kicking around in my head for a few years now. Not sure that I'd actually publish them, since I don't have much interest in sharing the story with anyone else, but just to be able to know that I did it.
    - Go through firearms training and purchase a handgun.
    - Buy a nice apartment-style condominium in a classy urban neighborhood.
    - Get a really nice mountain bike and become an expert in maintenance and repair (currently working on this).
    - Send my parents on a cruise.
    - Own at least one pet reptile of some sort.
    - Attend at least one BotCon.
    - Acquire a complete G1 Fortress Maximus.
    - Acquire a copy of TF G1 Marvel US #70.
    - Figure out the title of and, if possible, find a reprint of a short horror story I read in an anthology comic when I was young.
    - Purchase a battle-ready medieval broadsword replica.

    Honourable mention - Figure out the title/artist of a song that I liked when I was young but never knew the name/artist for, and get a copy. This is an honourable mention because I actually figured it out last month (Wanderlust - "I Walked")...just need a copy of the CD.
     
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    1. Travel to all the places in the world that my wife and I wish to visit and eat all the delicious foods their cultures have to offer.

    2. Go to all major league baseball stadiums during a single season.

    3. Bungy jump.

    4. Snowboard at all the places I've been wanting to ride.

    5. Hit a major league fastball.
     
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    shibamura_prime Jumpin' Jellyfish! Super Mod

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    Meet Arnold Schwarzenegger.
     
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    Razerwire 99 Problems... Super Mod

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    My wife's PhD diploma has his autograph. :lol 
     
  12. maninthebox94

    maninthebox94 Banned

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    Hell yeah man!
     
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    Not die.
     
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    TfAnimatedfan Five. Dollar. Headband.

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    1. Take over the world with Omega Spreem. Pelvis first, of course.
     
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    1. Be the best at art I can possibly be.
    2. Become a respected cartoonist.
    3. Teach
    4. Walk out of my current job with both middle fingers held high.
    6. Cause a huge explosion that I casually walk away from while putting on sunglasses and smoking a cigar.
    7. Deliver one well deserved ass handing. An ass handing so severe that he will tell his children about it, saying "It was such a magnificent ass handing, I was just proud to be a part of it."
    8. See Ozzy and Sabbath reunite. Of course this is last on the list, since it will rock hard enough to end the world.
     
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    Thanks so much, dude! That made my day. :thumb 

    lol Nah, I don't think I look too bad; I'm a chub though. I'm just too damn afraid to talk to girls is all. I'm not gay; I'm 100% straight but I can't even say a simple "hello" to a hot girl without stuttering, blushing dark red, saying something weird, etc. :p 

    Ozzy back with Sabbath.....dude, that would be.....okay, I need to stop saying the word "epic" so much but I just can't help it in this case.......EPIC!!! *angels start chanting "hallelujah" in the background* :D 

    Speaking of reunions, it would be awesome to see Guns N' Roses get back together but, being a dick like always, Axl stated in a recent interview that it will never happen and if so, he'd only have Izzy on stage.
     
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    Wow, some of you guys have insanely selfish desires...
    Anyway, here's my list as I can recall it at the moment, in no particular order:

    -Have kids (as long as they're genetically mine, and the mother is consenting, I'm good)
    -Get my stories published
    -Become financially stable
    -Meet the "perfect" girl, and fall in mutual love, of course
    -Hope no one ever intentionally hits me with serious malicious intent, because I will murder the fuck out of them (I guess I'm saying I hope to achieve not ever having to murder someone)
    -Become a proficient father
    -Visit New Zealand, Australia, Scotland, and maybe Canada
    -Hike in a specialized mech suit through the bottom of the ocean until I encounter an architeuthis, and then wrestle it into submission, then let it go with a lollipop and a pat on the rump
    -Die in outerspace (I guess that defeats the purpose of the bucket list) - preferably beyond our solar system

    you may be able to tell I don't have my fingers crossed for some of those
     
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    Just do what I do: Keep in mind that a girl's beauty doesn't count for squat, and that it's very possible that she may be a fucking lowlife. And don't think different until she proves you wrong; and the best way to know if you're wrong is to simply get to know her.

    I guess to simplify, just imagine she's a dude.
     
  19. JetRaid

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    Well here it goes

    1. Get laid
    2. Punch 10 people in the face
    3. Go on my dream roller blading everywhere!
    4. Get roller blades
    5. Fart in my sisters face (really long)
    6. Meet the Optimus Sledganator
    7. Make a Transformer toy
    8. Make a proper Transformer
    9. Bathe in Munny
    10. Be Spiderus Primes bitch
    11. Throw a bucket of shit off a bridge
    12. Get an AWESOME computer
    13. Do a fart so gassy it makes people go to the toilet and vomit!

    The last one is my favourite!
     
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    JetRaid Jhet Rheyd

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    My bad, dub post!
     

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