Your favorite punchline or quote...

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  1. MrFX

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    Quote a punchline from your favorite joke, a line from your favorite comedian, or a funny quote or saying that someone you know has used. Just type the line or either words from them that are the ones that can make you or you and your friends crack a smile or outright laugh from your favorite inside joke. Whether it's a sentence, one word, a few words, or a complete paragraph, just type your line that is guaranteed to make you laugh.

    If you want, type of an explanation of what happened that led up to said line being used.

    I'll start (of course):

    "I had to stop drinking because I got tired of waking up in my car doing 90(mph)." - Richard Pryor
     
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    That's what she said...
     
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    "of course i'm drinking.
    it's the only way i can forget the way i broke your mother's heart." - Jim Carrey
     
  5. MrFX

    MrFX Collecting never ends...

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    Why am I not surprised that this is the first one? :lol 
     
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    Too many to count from Tropic Thunder.
     
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    Youtube comment. Most epic one ever. :lol 
     
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    UMAD BRO? Always gets me lol
     
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    Well aside from this, I'm probably a lot more attached to my own material than anything offered by others. See the baby decapitation thread for details.

    However, pretty much anything by Norm Macdonald, Wanda Sykes, Rodney Dangerfield, Dennis Leary or of course George Carlin just lights me up. Also, other Canadians out there might remember Mike Bullard, namely his constant dumping on Thunder Bay. For some reason, that shit almost never got old, and I can honestly say that I enjoyed his monologues much more than anything from Leno or Conan.


    Daniel Tosh too, but I'm not good with quotes. I just really enjoy his work because he's got such a natural way of saying what everyone else is thinking, but without tending it to seem as rehearsed or otherwise overplayed as some of Dane Cook's newer stuff does can seem.
     
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    I'll let u know my fave once im done compiling 'the quotable daitarn red'.
     
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    i'm also amused by the crazy shit that comes out of Oberoniss's keyboard
     
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    "Forgiveness is easier to get than permission"

    Jimmy Carr's (British Comedian) views on anal sex, I giggled when I heard Asami say this on the last episode of the legend of Korra!
     
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    Humor-wise?

    Okay, guilty pleasure.. but Scrubs.

    "Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine."

    Oh, I'm so delightfully misanthropic this evening!
     
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    "That's what she said"-Michael Scott
     
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    Easy....

    The ARISTOCRATS!!
     
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    The first Paragraph of Call of Cthulu. Cetain parts of it keep ringing truer as of late.

    Ahem

    " The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hiterto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifyinh vistas of realtiy, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad form the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age."
     

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