If you went to see Spiderman 3 today, and upon noticing that the small popcorn bags have Autobot and Decepticon sympols on them you promply order 2 small popcorns... hold the popcorn, so that you can have the bags to add to your collection undamaged.

Yea I did it, not too proud of it but I did it. $6.50 for two paper bags... man I need help.

 

You know your a geek when ya g/f is gettin intimate with you and she starts to say things from TF with a certain tone to her voice and you kinda get turned on by it.

 

ZOMG!! I went to the movies yesterday, bought popcorn for that bag and now I forget where I put it! CRAP!

 

You know the location of every Wal-Mart, Target, Toys R Us, etc., that sells toys in your county, what time each store opens, what days each store receives new stock, and you have a detailed plan for how to get to each store in the least amount of time so you have the greatest chance of finding that last fig you need!

 

All they had at the theater today was Spider-Man 3 and Shrek the 3rd bags    

 

You know your a Transformers Geek when the names Arcee, Black arachnia, Airrazor, Thunderblast, Override, Botanica and Elita One give you a BIG technorganic woody.

 

When encountering a new WM or Target, you know that the Garden Center door is probably the one closest to the toys, and will normally have the shortest line at the cash register.

 

if you name your children Optimus, Magnus, and Arcee

 

you save any old TF articles, ads and pamplets from the 80's regardless of how torn they are

 

...You look into cars as you drive by seeing if they have drivers.

...You somtimes call people "putrid germs" or "flesh bags"

 

...you look at a construction site and scan the premises for any vehicles that might suddenly combine to form a giant robot.

 

You should have just ordered a bag of popcorn (with popcorn in it) and asked for extra bags. They might have just given them to you. (Depending on how they track their inventory at that theater.)

 

if your bedroom looks like a TRU outlet

 

When you postpone a date just to pick up the latest TF!

 

You might be a TF geek... if you memorized every single line that was said by Wreck-Gar in the TF movie.

 

you might be a TF Geek if you are turned on by your g/f wearing your tf shirt which is too big for her lol.

 

If you start to think of every animal you encounter on your walks in the park as a possible Beast Wars Transformer... You might be a TF geek.

If you don't like to go on vacations because they separate you from your collection... You might be a TF Geek.

If your devotion to buying new transformers has made you into a failure in every other aspect... You might be a TF geek.

If your greatest fear in life is being homeless, not because you might get sick from the quisine, but because you would have noplace to put or play with your transformers... You might be a TF geek.

If your second greatest fear in life is going to jail, because the other inmates might smash your toys... You might be a TF geek. OK, I'm just getting more and more morbid so I'm gonna stop now.

 

You might be a TF geek if you sacrifice any input on decorations/renovations in the entire house only to have complete creative control over one "BadRoom" in the basement.
Wait a minute..... now that I think about it, I should make her dress like Arcee and call me Ultra Magnus if she wants to come in my room.......note to self:

 

...You've ever been questioned as to how many are any guns in the house, and your answer make you sound like an arms dealer.

 

"Im a pepper, want to be a pepper to"- Wreck-Gar infected by The Hate plague