Well you know what they say... Easy come, easy go.

 

Ewwww. DX

 

I think I'm gonna stay out of the Star Wars aisle for a while...

 

I find this both disgusting and humorous.

 

Probably a Twilight freak. Jackin it to Count Chocula

 

oh god ew. why would someone want to masturbate to 'sports illustrated'? that's just nasty.

and in the toy isle? euurrgh

 

This is actually one of the nicest things I've ever heard about it.

 

Swimsuit Edition?

 

What the hell is suspected semen? It either is or isn't...

 

Gotta have a detective lick it. I mean.. send it to the lab.

 

I used to work at a big department store. I was gathering shopping carts one day, and was approached by one of the managers who asked me to tell a man to leave the parking lot. He was parked in his small car spastically, wildly masturbating apparently looking at single moms and their kids. When I approached the window of the car I noticed he was utilizing the fly on his boxer shorts, wearing only them and a disgusting, food stained white v-neck shirt. There were wadded tissues all over the interior of the car. I knocked on the window, but he all but completely ignored me until after copulation. At which point he peeled out, tires screeching, onto the side road never to be seen again.

 

o_0

Okay, I don't wanna know what the hell you do Friday nights...*Runs off*

 

I didn't know Paul Reubens collected toys... *clicks link* Oh, nevermind.

 

It's funny and all, but it's really disturbing that this guy is (was?) a Substitute Teacher.  

 

This is why I hate Wal-Mart. Even though this time it wasn't really Wal-Mart's fault.

 

God that's disturbing.

 

But aren't you so glad you do?  

 

Noticed dudes rarely wash their hands in the restrooms. Everyone has peefinger.  

 

or Sticky fingers  

 

I have to get picks of these up but I saw not one but 3 figures in 2 differant wm's tonight that looked like they had been blasted with baby gravy, or lotion.