You may want to rethink about playing with the toys in the toy aisle... urgh

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  1. One

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    I totally misread that as "Black was charged with batter on a child".
     
  3. smkspy

    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    Can't wait for that video to show up on Tosh.0.
     
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    Sadly, this is not new too me. I once heard a story about a guy who got a little to frisky with himself while looking at Hot Wheels.

    I didn't even bother reading the article.
     
  5. blumpy2000

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    Need an emoticon for a confused shudder with one eye half closed.

    :lolol 

    But seriously, a SI Swimsuit issue will still do it for this guy? What the hell's wrong with my sick ass?

    Who reads them for the articles? Sorry, couldn't resist.
     
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    Well you know I do get really excited when I find a toy I have been hunting for. :lol  Not excited enough to masturbate or jizz my pants in the aisle.
     
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    When you gotta go, you gotta go.
     
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    Megatronwp38 Megatron? Is that you!?!?

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    LOL...That's so stupid it's funny!
     
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    ahem.

    actually it was the opposite of 'going'
     
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    Wow...dude is crazy, I would hatte see what he does at the adult section @ the bookstore?

    Damn on a light saber? Damn SW fans still can't win?
     
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    I may never buy a toy again.
     
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    It was an emergency!
     
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    You know, the same thing sprung to mind when I read this. I would have said that it came to mind, but...urgh.
     
  15. Noideaforaname

    Noideaforaname Pico, let's go up to Zuma

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    Only at Walmart.
     
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    Gosh that's really gross. I shudder to think of all those Leader Class figures with those open "Try Me" holes that allow foreign substances inside. :eek: 

    And to think I nearly got a toy lightsaber last week! :eek: 
     
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    Guess he decided to pick an apt venue for 'playtime'.

    Pity the guy who's small enough to fit in one of those, though. :lol 
     
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    so he played with two 'lightsabers' that day..
     
  19. ComicGuy89

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    Haha, I was thinking that he might use those holes as target practice but this is worse. :D 
     
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    Lob-Lob Hammer time.

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    What the hell.

    :lol 
     

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