I've been pretty bored lately, so I thought of doing something of this nature just for kicks. Sorry if it's been done before.

Well, here goes:

You know you've watched too much Transformers if...

.... what do you mean wathced too much Transformers?! You could never watch too much of a good thing!

.... you pay attention to the cars on the road, hoping to spot any of the Autobots or Decepticons. Oh, look... there goes Ironhide!

.... you always use the universal greeting when you meet people. "Bah-Weep-Graaaaagnah Wheep Ni Ni Bong!"

.... you've fashioned your bedroom into a Transformers shrine, and invented a new religion: Primusism!!! All must worship Primus!

.... you start talking like Grimlock. "Me Grimlock loves G1!"



Well.... have fun, guys!

 

If you have a big autobot sticker on the windscreen of your streetbike?

 

Ha ha! I'm always's doing that.

And I'm 30!

 

you HONESTLY look at cars on the streets and envision them transforming

have made the *transformation* sound many times (secretly or publicly)

have hummed the the entire intro-sequence of your fav transformer cartoon

have secretly chosen a faction

 

I f you are dissapointed to watch a military plane fly by and it didn't transform and destroy other airplanes (It happened to me recenlty)

 

if youve read variations of this thread a couple of time before.

 

...if you believe that your 2007 tahoe is possesed by the stunticon dead end

...if you buy a transformer on a band trip with food money

...if you try to get a anime shop owner to lower the price on a bw transmetal prowl from $25 to $15 on a band trip

...you talk to your transformers, expecially 20th anniversary optimus prime, as if they were alive

...dreams to say, "it's starscream" out loud in public while A F 22 raptor

 

If you can quote almost every line of the 86' movie dialog and even tend to quote it in public with friends faimily or coworkers.

If you look at a toy that had a annoying voice on the show and can't hear anything but that voice for him.

If you can diagram a transformation sequence or two for almost any kind of vehicle from memory and impose that upon real vehicles.

If you stop referring to your toy shelves as toy shelves and instead refer to it as "the base" or "lookout mountain" etc.

 

I have a Con sticker on my front and back windsheild of my jeep...

For that reason,noone can watch the movie with me around.My kids have told me more than once to be queit so they can watch it.

 

all of those happen to me, but my transformer draws are called, "autobot base" and under my bed is "decepticon base"

 

I said I was sorry if this was done before!!!


Anyways, let's see what else I can come up with.


... if you believe your vehicle is a Transformers, and try to get it to transform for you. "Come on, I know you can transform!"

... if your conversation always end up talking about Transformers in one way or another. "So I saw this black Mustang driving by, and I said to myself that it could be Barricade from the Transformers movie..."

... if you find yourself developing an intense hatred for Transformer copycats. "Get rid of those Go-Bots, dammit! They're evil Transformer wannabes!"

 

Thinking "Get on with the ceremony!" if you're waiting for somebody to do something. Bonus points if you say it out loud. More bonus points if you shoot their bugle in half.

 

LOL!!! Good one, Omnius!

 

One time I was asleep on a bus and I felt a huge bump. I woke up half expecting it to be in half and bonecrusher cruising by

Turned out an SUV t-boned the bus.

I was kinda disappointed.

 

You know youve watched to much transformers if:

you buy a car of a specific autobot and color, sla on the symbol and sent the 100+ dollars on custom frames of that transformers name.......
*whistles to himself*......wha? I like yellow.......ignore the bee-otch hanging off my mirror *polishes his car* thats a good bumblebee.

 

If you spend hours messing around on programs like RPG Maker creating your own fangame, then slipping into fanboy criticism about the shortcomings of your own project "oh but that came out of nowhere" "oh but Twin Twist doesn't get any characterisation" "oh but why aren't Roadbuster and Whirl on the Wreckers and why is Huffer of all Autobots there"

...what?

 

I saw a real Alternators Optimus Prime today.

 

Every time you see a car and imagine it transforming and going beserk on the street

When you are on the beach and imagine seing Tidalwave bursting out of the water.

 

Everytime you see a helicopter,You think he's going to attack an Army base.

 

... when you start referring to your own specie as Action Masters instead of Homo Sapiens.

... when you consult your doctor complaining to be stuck in Biomechanic/robot mode.