You have to see this review

Discussion in 'Transformers Movie Discussion' started by thien425, Jul 6, 2011.

  1. thien425

    thien425 Well-Known Member

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    Okay so I was watching some transformers dark of the moon stuff which may or may not have been recorded in a theater when I saw this review:

    YouTube - ‪Jarrah White reviews "Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon"‬‏

    This is by far the most recockulous thing i have ever seen, and I want to share it with all of you, please comment and tell me your thoughts on this review. He gave the movie a 0.5 out of 5......
     
  2. Number1sikko

    Number1sikko Autobot

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    This guy is crazy. It's a damn Transformers movie. Not everything has to be 100% accurate. That's why its a MOVIE.
     
  3. thien425

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    I think he thought it would be an educational history film......
     
  4. Stryker055

    Stryker055 Josh Boyfriend

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    I'm now tired with the constant stream of reviewers being overly nitpicky in ripping the film apart (meticulously, by each grain of sand), but this guy takes it to a new level. Around the 4 minute mark was simply ridiculous. 6:45 as well. He doesn't seem to understand artistic liscense and the fact that it's fiction.

    I will admit that the whole "Sea of Tranquility not being on the far side" and the supposed loss of transmission are pretty big mistakes that I missed.

    EDIT: "The Transformers team can call this entertainment, but I call it an ambiguous attempt to shift the blame away from those responsible for the deaths of Varren(?), his family, and the Apollo 1 astronauts."

    I have little care or respect for this "reviewer" now. He seems to have no understanding of the story and appears to be quite the conspiracy theorist. Other than the ones I noted, nothing else he said should be taken seriously.
     
  5. thien425

    thien425 Well-Known Member

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    Agreed, but i thought it was going to be an actual REVIEW, not some guy calling it propaganda to convince people that those people were all murdered by aliens......
     
  6. Tripredacus

    Tripredacus K-Mart-ian Legend

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    Tell that to the fandom!
     
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    Teletran Witty title not included

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    i lost interest when he starterd complaining about the dust on the moon not moving right (like a minute or so in).

    do people even go to movies to ENJOY them, or do they go just to find things to bitch about anymore? i thought of exactly none of this stuff and just enjoyed the flick like i was supposed to
     
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    this guy is bein a idiot, it's a TF movie, No one gives a shit about how the moon dust move and sea of tranqulity. This guy is being a big basard.
     
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    Overlord Balder Voices Slugslinger!

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    Wait, so that guy that Laserbeak kills was supposed to be a real-life person?
     
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    Jarrah White is officially worse than Galloway.

    EDIT: Bay was actually allowed to change history.

    EDIT 2: He's a space nut with no care for movies.
     
  11. Stryker055

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    What makes this so pitiful (and hilarious) is that this guy seems to be convinced that this entire film exists solely to cover up the deaths of those people. Heck, The Question would be smart enough to dismiss that conspiracy.
     
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    He probably thought Inglourious basterds story really did happen .
     
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    Snake_eyes1975 Peace through Tyranny!!

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    Ebay:
    This is nothing more than a very lonely HACK that wanted to put his book report on youtube and tie it in with DOTM

    I noticed the LEM on the moon too, forgot about it though. Pretty nitpicky...

    I think Nelson and Bay should team up, go find this guy, and WHIP HIS ASS. Not for any other reason than being annoying.

    DOTM was my least fav TF film. That said, this Broodhome of douchebaggery should move on to reviewing something more closer to his heart, like "Steel magnolias", or "My Best friends wedding".
     
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    What a nerd
     
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    I'm glad to see that you guys enjoyed it as much as I did lol
     
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    VaderPrime1 Prepare for termination!

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    :lolol  I love the stupidity. It's a FICTITIOUS MOVIE!
     
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    Wrecker217 Leader of the Lost

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    WTF is this crap?
     
  18. Hellscream15

    Hellscream15 Hi... Bl

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    Going to find thungs to bitch about in movies appeears to be rhe goal of the critic/ internet troll.
     
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    thought it was interesting, i liked the actual historical facts along side the movie.
     
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    So...you guys are trolling on this guy who is pointing out how glaring the plot holes in DotM are, where a small bit of research could have tidied it up?

    Just goes to show how sloppy this movie was, and how uninformed masses can buy into even more uninformed conspiracy theories.
     

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