I woke several times to my neighbor moaning loudly with her window open. I can't say it was a particularly bad way to wake up.
Kinda like those alarm clocks that slowly wake you up and ready you for a fantastic day! Good morning, Susie Sunshine! ream:
Day 2: 12:38 AM I know where it's singing from. I've triangulated where it is, and sadly, it's too far out of range to throw anything at and none of my vast NERF weaponry has that kind of distance. I need an air rifle... or a twinkie sized nuclear weapon... or the bird flu. LISTEN! Can you hear him? Singing so proudly and so full of arrogance... yes, yes.... keep singing... I'll find you... I'll find you then END YOU. -twitch-
I have you all beat,on more than one occasion Cats (both Male and Female),will get outisde my window and start screwing,and if you ever heard any they sound like dying Bagpipes,they howl and growl,and all that shit,thats why I keep a Super Soaker in my bed and I just let loose when they do that.I have been awakened many times by them. So I say does that beat yalls?
all the time , my cat likes to tomorment by waiting til i just slipinto dream land then jumping on mmy gut or if she is a real bad mood my nuts XD
There are few things in this world more satisfying than finally putting a lead pellet into an annoying mockingbird's skull and watching it fall to the ground. Just don't let anyone catch you killing the bastard. They are protected and you can get a nice little fine to help you sleep. Still, it's very satisfying. God, they never friggin shutup.
I start to see shit when I start to fall asleep. People walking around in my kitchen. Spiders on the wall. People standing in the doorway. Rat creatures floating in front of my alarm clock.....
My apartment is across the street from a bar, in a college town. For some reason, all that bar seems to get is the angry drunks...stupid ones who think arguing and throwing fists at the police officers is a good idea. I usually go to bed after the bar's close, so it's not usually a problem but now and then it stays open late or some idiot frat kid thinks that's the best place to hang around afterwards. On the plus side, drunk fights are always fun to watch.
I also tend to yell in my sleep. Its rare but it does happen. The wife told me one day that I yelled "Get the fuck away from me!" the night before. I also used to sleepwalk when I was younger. My mom told me that when I was 4 or 5, I tried to fight my uncle because I wanted to go outside in the middle of the night.
Well, it happened again. Hot as hell and I'm suffering in the bed, trying to fall asleep while heat in my bedroom baked me alive, and just when I start to drift into dreamland, my cats decide to play hopscotch on the matress, effectively scaring the shit out of me. I was up until 6:00AM because of them. Erm... did your wife do something to you before you went to bed?
