You are a Generic Transformer.

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  1. GreenCream

    GreenCream Well-Known Member

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    Okay. Before I start this craptastic adventure, I'd just like to thank a few people:
    Autobot Burnout
    Coolhand
    Shane
    Polenicus
    Autobus Prime


    Yeah, you may not actually know me, but you've been a huge inspiration.
    As for the strange title, the idea was to create a completely reader-driven plot. That's right. Since you, the readers, are the character, you decide what he does. You decide twists. You are Primus. If you still can't imagine this, then go to mspaintadventures.com.

    However, before you get too excited, keep in mind that I can't actually answer all of your commands. I'm going to pick the ones that I think would move along the storyline, or will induce hilarity. I also may insert my own commands if I think that there's a lull in plot development. So please don't feel bad if I don't get to your command. Please.

    Giant wall of text aside, sit back, grab a bowl of insta-ramen, and enjoy the (potentially) exciting ride of,
    YOU ARE A GENERIC TRANSFORMER

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    You are a GENERIC TRANSFORMER. You can't exactly remember how you got here, but you're sure that's a major PLOT POINT and won't be answered anytime soon. You also happen to be a KNOCKOFF, and therefore don't have any NAME. Well, a NAME would be a good place to start.

    What is your NAME?
    -->_
     
  2. boxorak

    boxorak Lovable Noob

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    I remember these things...never played, but they were all over.

    -->Name: Arméede
     
  3. halconfenix

    halconfenix Anime Geek!

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    skyline!
     
  4. myhobby

    myhobby ArigatouArigatouArigatou-

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    ok, i've gotta get involved with this, this could be so much fun! :D :D 

    "after thinking it through, i decide i am to be named... jackknife! cuz, there's a jackknife behind me... geddit?"
     
  5. doomboy536

    doomboy536 Universe Onslaught fanboy

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    Love the idea of this comic - count me in!

    As for the name.... Protagonist :lol 
     
  6. tide

    tide NEON PRIDE

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    I thought I was the only one with that knockoff cyberjet, heh.

    I'll go with Gust or maybe Updraft since the generic transformer can fly.
     
  7. GreenCream

    GreenCream Well-Known Member

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    Naaah, too foreign.

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    Eeh, too generic, even for this photocomic.

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    Updraft. Baaaad thing to have after eating a few ENERGONCHILADAS.

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    YES! Oh god please YES that name is so BADASS!

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    Oh wait. Your name is SKYLINE. What a stupid thing to forget.

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    You are SKYLINE. You are pretty generic, without anything really special except for your SPEED. You are equipped with some sort SWORD-THINGY. Although you can FLY, you have a great fear of POTENTIAL ENERGY, effectively negating your ability to soar among the OFFICIAL transformers. You also seem to have AMNESIA. No wonder you forgot your name.
    Well, what should you do next?
    -->_

    Notes:
    1. Yes, I am stealing this from Pol.
    2. Hooray for recycled images!
     
  8. halconfenix

    halconfenix Anime Geek!

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    skyline! w00t!

    it's awesome i tell ya!

    ok.... having amnesia means that he doesnt remember anything (d'uh!) so he's supposed to start exploring the place where he's in in order to try to remember some memories...
     
  9. boxorak

    boxorak Lovable Noob

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    -->Explore
     
  10. E. C. R. Former

    E. C. R. Former Is probably insane...

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    I say... seek out other generics. Or other Transformers is fine.
     
  11. grimlock1972

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    explore the nearest refrigerator
     
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    Look at the computer.
     
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    Do a barrel roll.
     
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    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    do a barrel roll!
     
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    Have a nap. Remembering your name looked like a lot of hard work.
     
  18. tfmad2010

    tfmad2010 Oh Hai Internet!

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    -> Do a dance.
     
  19. myhobby

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    :lol  twas too good to be true! :lol 

    "i pick up the jackknife and put it into my inventory, i may be able to use it later!"

    edit: hmm, i guess it could be a swiss army knife... swiss army tool? that burgundy thing
     
  20. Karhukjnsi

    Karhukjnsi Universal Wrestler

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    This one.
     

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