Wyoming Sucks

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  1. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    People in person can gawk all they want.

    I just don't trust you bastards on the internet. :D 
     
  2. Razerwire

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    Oh crap! Wyoming made you eat pavement?
     
  3. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    Too bad about the faceplant. Here's hoping the energized, superfun times in Colorado will break up all that Wyoming monotony.
     
  4. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    Actually. those bruises and cuts are kind of hot in a Fight Club kind of way.


    I'd still do you.
     
  5. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    You're The Man.

    I missed you on IM this weekend ... I've got some slight news for you, I'll send you a text tomorrow. I need help remaining grounded.


    On the plus side, I found one of my tubes of Neosporin, so with any luck this will heal up a bit quicker.
     
  6. Kickback

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    On a similar note, I played Monopoly Here & Now (by Hasbro, represent!) till about 3am which is the same time Jux was heading to Wyoming. The blizzard-like conditions were from Wyoming through most of the front-range of Colorado.

    I only had one beer and was driving home and couldn't see shit because the snow was coming down so hard, so fast.

    And I didn't win in Monopoly either, not to mention I brushed off my car, brushed off my buddy's car, and had to brush mine off AGAIN.
     
  7. KA

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    even bruised jux is a hot bitch.

    take that nerds.
     
  8. llamatron

    llamatron OFFICIAL MMC REP TFW2005 Supporter

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    Haha, yeah I know what you mean - my days in engineering lectures were just like that.

    That's some crazy weather though. Down here today we had some intense thunder and lightening - infact I was in a lift when it happened and all the lights went off and it stopped working. Had to call the emergency dudes to get it running again. Fun fun!

    And yeah sexy battle damage edition Jux will rock your world.
     
  9. Boardwise

    Boardwise There are no strings on me Veteran

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    Ouch.
    That looks painful.
     
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  11. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    "Have you ever BEEN to Wyoming?"
    "Hellooooooooooo?!"
     
  12. MegaPrime33

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    Who would ever choose to live in Wyoming anyway?
     
  13. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    Cowboys and douchebags, from my experience.
     
  14. TrickyDisco

    TrickyDisco <b><font color=blue>Voted TFW2005's Sexiest Female

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    OUCH.

    Jux got pwned by the road! :p 
     
  15. Phy

    Phy I want... ROOM SERVICE!!

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    Cowboys, douchebags, and people who love rectangles?
     
  16. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    Nothing wrong with rectangular states. It's what's inside the borders that suck.
     
  17. MegaPrime33

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    Does Wyoming even contribute anything at all to this country? I say Annex!
     
  18. Bryan

    Bryan ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    I bought Grand Teton Golden Ale there. Pretty sure it's a local microbrew, and it was the best damn beer I've ever had. So I'll give 'em points for that.

    And isn't Yellowstone partly in Wyoming? That place is cool.

    Oh, and if one was so unfortunate as to live in SLC, Utah, Wyoming's the closest place you can go to buy real beer.
     
  19. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    I left out the best part.

    So my friend and I were flirting with these girls, playing pool and all. At one point they leave, and a bit later I catch up with them. I look at the cute one, and I ask "so how's the rest of your night going?" She doesn't even say a word, she just takes her index finger and drills the bruise on my cheek as hard as she could. I typically respect women quite a bit, but even that caused me to jump back and say "bitch what the fuck are you doing?"

    Wyoming women are nucking futs.