Wyoming Sucks

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  1. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    Just got back from a weekend in Casper, Wyoming. It's amazing we made it - a 3 hour trip actually took 7 because of blowing snow in 70 mph winds, and we were foolish enough to keep going.

    At one point I tried to get out of the car to wipe some ice off the wipers, and the wind didn't like that, so it introduced me to I-25.



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  2. Brandon

    Brandon This is important work.

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    Damn man, that looks that one stung a bit. Never fun falling on the ground and getting wrecked. I still have some marks from a fall I took a couple weeks ago because of some ice.
     
  3. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    Fortunately, I had been drinking with my gorgeous coworker that night, so I didn't really feel it at the time (I was a passenger in this car, I wasn't driving).

    But man, it's been killing me since then.
     
  4. Omegatron

    Omegatron Mandatory Fun. Buy it now TFW2005 Supporter

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    Ebay:
    "I sued Colorado
    'Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much like Wyoming"
    -'Weird Al' Yankovic, showing that Wyoming > Colorado.

    Sorry 'bout your spill, though. Hope you had fun in Casper. As Wyoming is still on my '12 states I've never been in list,' I'm not sure if Wyoming sucks or not.

    Also, you could've used Photoshop to take that cameraphone out of the picture :) 
     
  5. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    I was in Casper, not Jasper.

    And anyone who says Wyoming is better than Colorado hasn't been to either state. There's a reason that Wyoming has the smallest population of any US state, below even Alaska. Hell, there are even more people in Puerto Rico.
     
  6. Streck

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    Hilarious visual. "Dum de dum doo hey whoooOOOOOOAAAH - "
     
  7. Omegatron

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  8. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    It was crazy. I took one step out of the car, and the wind caught me and I felt myself going backwards. I twisted, with my only goal trying to be to grab the spoiler on the back of the car, but although I rotated enough, I was about 5 feet too far away. So my feet go flying out from under me, and BAM. Down I went. And then all I can hear is my friend from the car. "Steve ... get in the car! Steve! Car!"
     
  9. Streck

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    Why were you there? You've probably said before, but I've been so busy telling the widdle'uns they can't spam anymore that I'm sure I missed it.
     
  10. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    A friend of mine here has an old high school buddy up there, so we made a spur of the moment choice to run up for the weekend and get out of town.

    It wasn't too bad, but man, the way up sucked. And the girls are stuck up bitches.
     
  11. Streck

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    :lol 

    "Oh, well, we're from Wyoming."
     
  12. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    As my friend put it, there's such a lack of options and seriously attractive women that the ones that are decent looking get a huge attitude about it because they think they're the shit. So they're acting like they're all that and like they're the hottest girls in the club, and I'm treating them like the 6's and 7's they really are.
     
  13. Seth Buzzard

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    Damn, Wyoming = jerk.
     
  14. Sonscreen

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    :lol  I don't why I find that so funny. Sorry about your face ouch! Bust out the Neosporin.
     
  15. butz

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    Damn, that looks horrific ... maybe its just the cell phone pic, but I think that might be infected.
     
  16. alphie

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    Ouch.

    And I've been to Wyoming, heck drove clear across the state in a bus heading for a mission trip. NEVER AGAIN! But it was funny stopping in a small town Pizza Hut with two buses full of starving teens and seeing the employees run around frantic. We actually had that Pizza Hut packed. It wasn't that big.
     
  17. Predaking

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    Oh, is that the girl that you like more than Keeley (lookwise)? How about a pic of her to share with us? ;) 
     
  18. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    Yes, I would say she is much more attractive. She's one of the most attractive women I've known in a long while.

    But no pictures. Ever. Anyone who's been here long enough should know my history with The Blur. No photos of women I'm close to ever get posted.
     
  19. orionprime

    orionprime <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and

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    Damn that looks like it stings a bit. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase road rage. Looks like the road reached right up and pimp slapped you.
     
  20. Predaking

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    Fair enough. I don't like people gawking at someone I know either.
     

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