A local woman that use to watch my kids and is a some what friend to the mother of my children is getting married. But what the real kicker is that it's being held in the garden center section of "Wal-Mart" Yes That's right Wal-Mart. It's not the fact that she getting married that is a beautiful thing but if it wasn't bad enough that we live in the Midwestern upper part of Illinois in a small town call Freeport, but we have to live up to our socialized cliche of being country bumpkins and hillbillies. The day of the wedding is February 14th and it's being covered by CNN and will more than likely be on the internet somewhere. I really have to get the F#%$ outta dodge now. To me they might as well set tires a flame in the parking lot and drink moonshine till dawn.