So long as he doesn't piss or shit all over the place. (Do robotic cats even pee, or is that just Bumblebee?)

 

Bumblebee, Wheelie and Brains, maybe The Twins.... XD

 

I'd prefer the real ravage over the toy.

 

Depends... which Ravage?

 

Ignoring all logistical problems that might arise and assuming Ravage wouldn't turn on me and shoot and/or maim me? Yeah, that'd be cool!

Realistically? No. He's the size of my bed and has claws that would rip up the carpet with every step. His tail would tear holes in my walls and he walks around with guns on his back. Local police wouldn't take too kindly to that. Plus, I couldn't ride on his back because it'd hurt like heck.

 

Sure, let it loose on an elementary school.

*this guy has problems*

 

Just tell him to pee in gas cans.

*edit* Something just occurred to me, can Bumblebee live off his own pee?

 

Ravage as a pet? Yes, as long as he doesn't spit up Hairballs.

 

Sure, if I want my organs all over the litter box.

 

So you're saying, I can have Ravage as a pet? All I have to do is join the Decepticons?

*looks at Prime* *Looks at Ravage* *Looks at Prime* *Signs contract*

Sorry Prime.

 

Actually his "hairballs" could be worth money, considering it'll probably be scrap metal.

 

In a fantasy world where he doesn't tear me to shreds, yes, I'd love to have him as my pet.