Would anyone want Cogman as their butler?

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  1. Prime Noble

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    No. I'm sick of them trying to make every Autobot funny.
     
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    Butlers are always cool. We have Alfred Pennyworth for Batman, Cadbury for Richie Rich, Sebastian Michaelis the Black Butler, Walter C Dornez for Integra Hellsing, and now Cogman! (And maybe Jeeves, if anyone still knows about him)

    However, butlers have a high standard to follow, which their upperclass and qualified masters must live up to. Sadly, I do not think I have that standard.
     
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    Would hate to see him when a door-to-door salesman stopped in--

    "Sir, I told you the master does not want to buy your crap"
    "Sir, do not make me tell you again!"
    "Sir, you are done here!"
    Salesman runs away with a bloodied face and broken hands.

    Me: "Cogman, who was that?"
    "That damn pesky lad in that Boy Scout uniform."
     
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  4. JazzGambit

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    i like Alice...
     
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    You forgot Mr. Belvedere.
     
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    A real living transformer in my house? You bet I'd want him around! The only problem is now to keep him fed. I don't exactly know the formula for Energon...unless anyone would like to enlighten me?
     
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    :lol : That's terrible!
     
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  8. sevenlima

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    Not only butler, but my bodyguard too.
     
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    Hell yes I would!!
     
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  10. uruseiranma

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    Yeah, he'd be cool at first...and then eventually he'd 'snap his tether,' and wear your face one day like a mask.
     
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    No, headmaster without head is not master.
     
  12. janeDoe001

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    Not to mention Dutch from the third movie. (although I guess he was more of a body guard/celebrity(sp?) agent.)

    In answer to the OP's question: Only around my enemies. :ev:  :ev:  :ev: 
     
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  13. Sound Wub

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    it would be cool to have him but he would be a pitbull that some times doesn't listen
     
  14. soundwaverulls

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    That's why he's just a butler and you're the master.
     
  15. st.ranger

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    You did not get the innuendo in my post.

    Cogman's real master is robot body, to which he will be attached, if that part of him decide to transform from alt mode to robot mode.

    Aston Martin DB11 should be the body, at least for toy.
     
  16. soundwaverulls

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    Ah, I don't think I read your post properly. Because he never attached himself to a body, my brain automatically registered your post as a complaint about his lack of a body, even though you said "head".

    Welp, my joke failed.
     
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    Butler and my bodyguard that would be great
     

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