Would anyone want Cogman as their butler?

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  1. Prime Noble

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    No. I'm sick of them trying to make every Autobot funny.
     
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    Butlers are always cool. We have Alfred Pennyworth for Batman, Cadbury for Richie Rich, Sebastian Michaelis the Black Butler, Walter C Dornez for Integra Hellsing, and now Cogman! (And maybe Jeeves, if anyone still knows about him)

    However, butlers have a high standard to follow, which their upperclass and qualified masters must live up to. Sadly, I do not think I have that standard.
     
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    Would hate to see him when a door-to-door salesman stopped in--

    "Sir, I told you the master does not want to buy your crap"
    "Sir, do not make me tell you again!"
    "Sir, you are done here!"
    Salesman runs away with a bloodied face and broken hands.

    Me: "Cogman, who was that?"
    "That damn pesky lad in that Boy Scout uniform."
     
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  4. JazzGambit

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    i like Alice...
     
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    You forgot Mr. Belvedere.
     
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    A real living transformer in my house? You bet I'd want him around! The only problem is now to keep him fed. I don't exactly know the formula for Energon...unless anyone would like to enlighten me?
     
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    :lol : That's terrible!
     
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    Not only butler, but my bodyguard too.
     
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    Hell yes I would!!
     
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  10. uruseiranma

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    Yeah, he'd be cool at first...and then eventually he'd 'snap his tether,' and wear your face one day like a mask.
     
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    st.ranger Emperor of Destruction

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    No, headmaster without head is not master.
     
  12. janeDoe001

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    Not to mention Dutch from the third movie. (although I guess he was more of a body guard/celebrity(sp?) agent.)

    In answer to the OP's question: Only around my enemies. :ev:  :ev:  :ev: 
     
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