So yeah, what crazy requests that people have asked you to do? For me, I played hard electro house a week ago. Mord Fustang, diplo, porter Robinson etc.. A girl asks for mmm bop by Hanson. I ignore it and laugh it off as a joke but she's serious and begs me. She tells me it's for her friend's bday and I say sorry, I don't have it. She's like "can't you just download it?" I told her I dont have my laptop and she says "download it on that thing dick head" and points at my CDJs. She's clearly uneducated about dj gear so I'm not pissed off and I just laughed it off. Also, my mom dropped her ear ring into the trashcan (I don't even know how she did it) and she called me over, asking me to dig around in the trashcan to look for her ear ring. I washed my hands, twice.