The closest thing I got is a local shop called the Import House. In and of itself not odd, until you consider their (completely serious) opening line in their commercials, "Support your local economy! Shop at the Import House!"
ok, ive feeling rather gloomy for the last week but a leader class jetfire cheered me up and im much chipper (shuddup) anyways i went to a store yesterday and i found this on display. as the bottle say. GORILLA SNOT HAIR GEL it has 3 style ive seen. Galan, which i dont remember what it means, might be "Smooth" rocker style and punk style. WHO WANTS GORILLA SNOT?!
Yeah, they were everywhere when I lived in Mexico, but good stuff. Wow, somebody in marketing should have thought about this one a little more.. Ditto!!