Worst Product Names Ever

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  1. Mechafire

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    Roflmafao.
     
  2. jorod74

    jorod74 Psycholagnist (Ret.)

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    and...
    a classic:

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    We had a mobile snack wagon back home called Chik-on-a-Stick.

    Giggity.
     
  4. TF76

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    There is a guy called "mr funny kebab" near me.
     
  5. flamepanther

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    There is or at least was an herbal "cleansing" supplement sold online called "Colon Blow".
     
  6. TfAnimatedfan

    TfAnimatedfan Five. Dollar. Headband.

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    I don't have anything against gays but I think this company does...

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  8. Embryoyo

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    Now that is awesome :lol 
     
  9. Beastbot X

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    The closest thing I got is a local shop called the Import House. In and of itself not odd, until you consider their (completely serious) opening line in their commercials, "Support your local economy! Shop at the Import House!"
     
  10. -Wreckage-

    -Wreckage- I'm Not An Architect

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    What were they ON?

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    Oh, right...
     
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    ok, ive feeling rather gloomy for the last week but a leader class jetfire cheered me up and im much chipper (shuddup) anyways i went to a store yesterday and i found this on display.[​IMG]

    as the bottle say. GORILLA SNOT HAIR GEL o_O 

    it has 3 style ive seen.
    Galan, which i dont remember what it means, might be "Smooth"
    rocker style
    and punk style. WHO WANTS GORILLA SNOT?! :) 
     
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  14. batcam11

    batcam11 SHINIGAMI CHOP!!!

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    it made me laugh
     
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    The worst name ever in home repair
     

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  16. moreprimeland

    moreprimeland Optimus told me to do it!

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    Yeah, they were everywhere when I lived in Mexico, but good stuff.

    Wow, somebody in marketing should have thought about this one a little more..

    Ditto!!
     
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    ninety NERDS!!

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    Danish liquorice:

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  18. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    I always thought "Spotted Dick" was pretty horrendous.
     
  19. aussiehippy

    aussiehippy Au contraire, Blackadder.

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    When I was in australia I always thought this cheese was a bit WTF

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  20. CdnShockwave

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    It's funny, I have a bag of that sitting in my fridge right now.