worst movie nerd/geek offenders?

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  1. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    the upcoming TF movie with its new design aesthetic reminds me of all the times fanboys were in an uproar (sometimes retroactively) when their fave franchise get violated, so to speak. post your top ten guys.

    mine, in no order:
    1-joel schumacher: batsuits with nipples
    2-ang lee: hulk is internal-conflict-daddy-issues-angstest one there is!
    3-daredevil: ben assfleck, ugh.
    4-star wars: fucking jar jar binks
    5-TMNT: ninja rap, fucking vanilla ice
    6-league of extraordinary gentlemen: you knew something was up when they used the x-treme abbreviation of LXG
    7-g.i. joe the movie: made CC a fucking mutant. he wasss onccce a mannnnn!!! a maaaaaaannnnn!!!!!
    8-TFTM: a tie between hot rod getting prime killed and fucking wheelie.
    9-he-man live action: wtf it was nothing like the cartoon argh!!!
    10-robocop 3: flying robocop wtf!!!!!
     
  2. llamatron

    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    Batnipples win.
     
  3. Rodimus Major

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    I can't think of 10. All I know is Greedo didn't shoot first!
     
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    you know who's fault that was? frank miller! the same guy who made 300 naked dudes bad ass, and turned jessica alba into a stripper is the same guy who sent robocop flying. dont blame robocop
     
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    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    Flash Gordon, AA AAAH
     
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    Catwoman - The entire movie. I want my two hours (or less) back.

    I thought that was the best part. Of course I was seven when I watched it.
     
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    Holy bat-nipples Batman FTW....
     
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    megatroptimus Translatorminator

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    Alicia Silverstone (not even fit) as Batgirl.
     
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    RandomFerret Fuzzy Forever

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    KA, that's not how you spell 'best.'
     
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    For me, Tomie: Another face. Cheaply made for TV, Paperthin plots (it was three or four stories), and bad acting even for Japan. Not even worth renting.
     
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    Ktulu Whoosh TFW2005 Supporter

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    I'm usually pretty positive about most things, but I can say without blinking, all of Batman & Robin is the worst shit ever. Bat-ice skates, Bat-visa, if I continue I will explode.
     
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    smangerbot The Holy Zombie Jesus TFW2005 Supporter

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    terminator 3 was pretty upsetting.
     
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    Never saw it. Wasn't there Kristina Loken titty?

    Bat nipples and Greedo shooting first are pretty high on the list. In fact Joel Shumaker directed Batmans in general were traumatizing. I can't even remember one part of the last one.



    Oh and Bumblebee not being a VW bug. :dunce 
     
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    Agreed...
     
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    Camarobee and Prime Lips are in danger of being on the list of offenders by Labor Day.
     
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    I forgot about Prime Lips. And for some reason when I read it in Foster's post I didn't think "face" :confused2 

    Ohh I just remembered, the ridiculous musical number in the remade Jedi. And lucas called SM3 "silly".
     
  17. Grimlock_13

    Grimlock_13 Reformed Geewunner

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    Gotta say "Batman and Robin" not only wins the award in KA's contest, but is also high on the list of 'Worst fils ever made in the history of anything' award. The three Star Wars prequels are hot on its heels though. God, what utter trash. Not that the original 3 SW movies were great or anything, but Jesus....
     
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    unicron's blues I need to get rich!

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    Unfortunately you just saw her ass, or at least thats all I could see. Im suprised no one mentioned the whole fiasco with Spidermans webshooters being a part of him instead of the ones he made and wore in the comic, I seem to remember a bunch of people got pissed about that as well.
     
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    Omegatron Mandatory Fun. Buy it now TFW2005 Supporter

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    I suppose the organic web shooters ended up making sense to a degree...actually, why didn't Stan think of that?

    And I'd like to nominate the first Punisher movie (Dolph). They didn't even get the Punisher's costume right. Black shirt, white skull. How hard is that?
     
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    Smasher HUNKY BEATS

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    I think that none of them are on a par with Batman and Robin, but I can't believe everyone missed the Tristar Godzilla.

    Female.
    No breath weapon.
    Attacked no one.
    Ran from everyone.
     

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