A MILLION SCOVILLES?? Holy shit. I drank a 100k-scoville unit hot sauce and thought I would never be able to taste food again.
Nani?!?!?! Anata wa hot sauce o domi mas ka? Doshte? What?!?!?! You drank hot sauce? Why? 1 million scovilles? That is seriously buisness I can just hardly handle Jallapaneos and those are just barely "OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!"
If, on your morning ride to school or work, or taking a shower, or playing video games, you get a faint hint of spiciness on your tongue and you haven't eaten anything remotely hot in the past twelve hours, know that you have just tasted the ghost chili. FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD.
Holy Crap!!!!!! I would not touch that pepper. I love hot things, but over 1 million Scovilles is too much for me.
It's more like that kid in The Grudge. It will not rest until you and everyone you ever loved is dead.
Sounds like something that would give you a vision of a coyote that talked with the voice of Johnny Cash.