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  1. .SentinelPrime Is Dead.

    .SentinelPrime Is Dead. Banned

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    I just got the call from my gastro interologist. I have IBS with constipation.

    Now I know why I cant sleep half the night and why it feels like someone kicked me in the stomach a good 50 times. woohoo!
     
  2. Nerd Bomber

    Nerd Bomber Consulting your needs

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    Sometimes a good long jog will help me go.
     
  3. .SentinelPrime Is Dead.

    .SentinelPrime Is Dead. Banned

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    Oh yeah, I know. I run an hour and a half every day. the not going isnt that bad. its the pain.. my doc more or less told me that what i had was IBS when I last saw him, but he wanted to make sure it wasn't colitis or.. hell whats the other one called... chrons. So yeah. I'm upset that i'm going to have to more or less turn into a granola eater, but it could always be worse, and I could have that crohn's.

    I was really worried it was colitis though. cause my cousin was recently diagnosed with ulcerative colitis, thankfully i didn't have his symptoms. I probably would have shot myself if my problems were as bad as his.
     
  4. Soundblaster1

    Soundblaster1 The Heisenberg of Toys

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    Heh. I wish I was constipated. It's gotta be better than 4 straight days of diarrhea.

    Poop soup sucks...
     
  5. .SentinelPrime Is Dead.

    .SentinelPrime Is Dead. Banned

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    When it dribbles down your pants, and puts you in a trance.

    Start drinking some warm water. itll help with the squirts.
     
  6. Tenebrouser

    Tenebrouser Craft...or is it crap?

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    Also for the squirts, eat breads, peanut butter and rice. It takes longer for them to get through your system.
     
  7. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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    My mom has colitis. My older sister has IBS. And now, I have symptoms of IBS. I've been taking medicine for about a month, seems to be helping. But there are some bad days every now and then.
     
  8. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    What a shitty thread this is.

    HA

    HA HA HA HA

    BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
     
  9. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    I've been eating a lot of oatmeal lately, and the extra fiber is doing wonders for my bowel movements. Sure, I'm pooping a little more than usual, but it seems I'm going through less toilet paper though.
     
  10. Vangelus

    Vangelus Long Live the New Flesh Moderator Content Contributor

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    I got a nasty case of no-crappins last Christmas, due to an overgreasy and capicola'd pizza.

    Laxatives did nothing. Neither did hot drinks.

    After a week and a half, you wanna know what got the gears moving again?

    Cheap faux-Mexican takeout. I shit you not (hur hur). Digestive system worked fine and happily after one burrito.
     
  11. .SentinelPrime Is Dead.

    .SentinelPrime Is Dead. Banned

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    Just like your face. HAHAHAHA.
     
  12. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    OH NOES I GOT PWNED!
     
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    Blunticon The Oddjob

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    I got the right cure for this.
     
  14. flamepanther

    flamepanther Interested, but not really

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    Reading the movie forum usually makes me want to take a huge dump.
     
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    MegaMoonMan www.megamoonman.com TFW2005 Supporter

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    Somebody needs a colon cleansing!

    I saw an infomercial about colon cleansing last month and it convinced me that I had years of "poop plaque" built up in my colon, so much so that I went to GNC and bought a colon cleansing regiment.

    Turns out I was normal. The fiber helped regulate things a little. EAT YOUR BRAN!
     
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    Frognal Prodigal Son Returned

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    Whole box of mini-wheats in one day = poo that looks like mini-wheats.
     
  17. Bryan

    Bryan ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    IBS is a diagnosis of exclusion at best, another fun pseudo-disease at worst. There's a huge psychological component to it - are you a trainwreck?
     
  18. Bryan

    Bryan ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    I have no idea how I posted in an eight year old thread. It showed up on my first page somehow, I swear...or at least I think it did.
     
  19. Starfire22

    Starfire22 I am dirty dan!

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    What a piece of shit bump this was...

    .....
     
  20. TrueNomadSkies

    TrueNomadSkies Airachnid's ratservant

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    Yeah, talk about taking a back bump...


    (yes, I realize that nobody will get wtf I'm saying here, but considering that I'm literally posting it in a thread about shit, the standards can't possibly be high enough for it to matter)
     

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