Woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years

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  1. Doctor Ingenious, Mar 12, 2008
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    I wonder what he used to go to the bathroom...I hope there were two bathrooms.
     
  2. AlphaPrime, Mar 12, 2008
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    Oh man, i didn't even notice that......heh...still got nothing though like most of ya.
     
  3. Smokescreen, Mar 12, 2008
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  4. ILoveDinobot, Mar 12, 2008
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    umm... well thank goodness it never clogged or overflowed o_O 
     
  5. SPLIT LIP, Mar 12, 2008
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    Holy crap.
     
  6. NemesisBruticus, Mar 12, 2008
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  7. seeker311, Mar 12, 2008
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    So, how did they have "relations"?
     
  8. NGW, Mar 12, 2008
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    I, of all people...am speechless o_O 
     
  9. Red Alert, Mar 12, 2008
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    was there a tv in there with her?
     
  10. jdre_124, Mar 12, 2008
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    How could she sleep? Or bathe?
     
  11. Drake, Mar 12, 2008
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  12. Cobalt Agent, Mar 12, 2008
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    It's like Planet of the Apes. But with toilets and for 2 years. Or Survivor.
     
  13. Rumble02, Mar 12, 2008
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    The news room went up in laughter and confusion when we heard this over at 7. Just think of the smell.
     
  14. Wreckgar, Mar 12, 2008
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  15. Moonstreaker, Mar 12, 2008
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    That's just...yeah. I got nothing.

    If her ass fat grew around the seat to the point that she was stuck to it, then she obviously hadn't wiped herself in a very, very, long time. I bet you it smelled wonderful in there.

    I'll ask my uncle, he sleeps on the crapper all the time.

    As Bart Simpson once said "I wash myself with a rag on a stick"
     
  16. Lord Megatron, Mar 12, 2008
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  17. Tekkaman Blade, Mar 13, 2008
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    I'd be scared to see pics
     
  18. Drake, Mar 13, 2008
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    Note to self, replace tp roll in bathroom or it could be a long wait.
     
  19. KA, Mar 13, 2008
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    I know! :lol 

    I was like hehe mr whipple hehe mr whipple

    then I came to body fat stuck to seat and I'm like MIISSTTEEER WHIIIIIPPLE
     
  20. KA, Mar 13, 2008
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