Woman releases WMD on a plane.

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  1. tikgnat

    tikgnat Baweepgranaweepninnybong. TFW2005 Supporter

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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6213644.stm

    Thats right folks... she farted.

    But I don't know which is funnier, that fact that she felt the need to cover up her fart, or the fact she's allowed to carry matches aboard at all.

    *paaaaaaaaarp*.
     
  2. SPLIT LIP

    SPLIT LIP AKA Beve Stuscemi

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    :lolol 

    WMD :lol 
     
  3. SureShot90

    SureShot90 Peace=superior firepower

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    Could be potentially lethal :D  imagine the amount of gas she let out and then struck the match - KABOOOOOOM :D 
     
  4. smkspy

    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    I don't know whats funnier, the fact that needed to cover up her fart, or the fact that the plane needed to land over something that stupid. Fear of terrorism has been the terrorist's greatest victory.
     
  5. bouncing boy77

    bouncing boy77 Syntax Error

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    RoboticPlanet Exclusively Exclusive

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    I thought I've heard this story before, a long time ago. And sure enough
    still pretty funny even a year later.
     
  7. Aaron

    Aaron Master of Crystalocution Moderator Content Contributor

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    And to keep it from being political, I'll just QFT.
     
  8. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    women fart?
     
  9. LigerPrime

    LigerPrime Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, that was one of the most amazing (at least to me) discoveries I made when I was younger! LOL!

    Anyway, back to topic...I think what the lady did was eally silly...good grief, the extent that she did to hide her er, smell is crazy!
     
  10. TTT

    TTT OutOfCommissionToys.com

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    Sounds more like a weapon of ASS destruction !
     
  11. Phy

    Phy I want... ROOM SERVICE!!

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    Men fart. Women do a : (
     
  12. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    Silly woman! Don't you watch Mythbusters?
     
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    It's over a year old :/ We talked about this last year. I dare for someone to look for the thread!
     
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    The thread got deleted for being crap and old. This one's next!
     
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    WTF? A match is going to overpower the smell of a fart?
     
  18. TheIncredibleHulk

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    You obviously weren't there when you wife was in labor. :lol 
     
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    Damn she is dumb, you always blame it on the fat guy..
     

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