Woman phones for ambulance after being bitten by pet

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  1. Starscream600

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    Woman dials 999 after being bitten by hamster - Mirror Online

    So I should call the police if I lost my TV remote? :lol 
     
  2. Yaujta

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    So was it a hamster bite or a cat scratch?
    Makes all the difference in the world...
     
  3. Meta777

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    Tut-tut. What a waste of time for the emergency services by a lying overreaction.
     
  4. Aernaroth

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    Maybe it was a really vicious hamster.
     
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    Yeah in the UK we have some vicious animals, specifically white rabbits. I once saw a white rabbit kill of an entire lot of armoured knights, t'was carnage I tell you.
     
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    Ok this funny
     
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    The hamster might've been a giant mutant one.

    Or maybe it was actually a tiger and the women mis-identified it as a hamster.

    Although if a tiger bit her it's likely it would've just gone on to eat her (ooer). Or give her tiger superpowers if it was also radioactive.
    Depends where you lost it. If you were trying to see if it still worked after sticking it in your pooper then maybe it's worth an emergency call if you're now painfully picking up the sports channel in your grot hole.

    That would be an emergency call I'd like to listen in on:

    Emergency Services: "What's the nature of your emergency?"

    You: "Everytime I fart I program the DVR!!"
     
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    I think I read about someone doing that once.
     
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    hello 911! i need help wipeing my ass!!
     
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    oh brother
     
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    You guys aren't looking at the big picture.

    Now that Hamtaro has tasted human flesh, there's not telling what he and the other Ham-Hams will do to get more!
     
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    Wonder where in Wales she was from :lol 
     
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    "That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!"

    Oh god, I got that reference.
    *shudder*
     
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    :lolol  It's just a flesh wound! 'Tis but a scratch! I've had worse!
     
  15. Chaplain

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    Thank the Prince it wasn't a sheep. Could you imagine the blood and carnage if it was?
    Oh the screams of pure agony, the poor woman being battered against the rocky hillsides, bone being crunched under-hoof by genetically engineered killing Masheeps. The horror that could of been. The horror that was not.

    Such a wasted opportunity.
     
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    is 999 the UK version of 911?
     
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    No, that was 7/7
    I'm going to Hell for that. But yes 999 is the number for the emergency services in the United Kingdom.
     
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    My dog bit bit my face once, butNo emergency services were needed. (although maybe I shouldn't have been so close to him when he ws asleep) But those paper cuts, well, I thought I'd need stiches!

    I think I overplayed that a little:drunk 
     
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    Ha!

    Try the New Zealand variety of genetically altered flesh hungry sheep.

    Black Sheep best scene: massacre au mouton - YouTube
     
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