Woman on crutches accused of groping Santa

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  1. Grimlocka go-go

    Grimlocka go-go Back from the Dead TFW2005 Supporter

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    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    dude prolly told the next kid in line 'hang on kid gimme a second....oooooookay'.
     
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    Star Sabre James <b>The JUICE</b> TFW2005 Supporter

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    She decided to give Santa a present, instead of just getting presents.
     
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    Spartan Prime is an apathetic douchebag

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    Santa's so jolly because he know where all the naughty girls live.
     
  7. trebleshot

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    So Mr. Jiggles is Santa?

    Well, that explains a lot.
     
  8. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    ho ho ho fo sho
     
  9. PopCulturePooka

    PopCulturePooka Longest running avatar

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    Last year when I worked retail I knew the store santa. Under the suit he was a 25 year old guy. Funny bloke too.

    Used to talk about all the 15-19 year old girls that wanted to sit on his lap all the time.

    One of the job perks apparantly.
     
  10. Rumble02

    Rumble02 Radicon of Obliticons

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    thats just sad
     
  11. Razorclaw

    Razorclaw Are ya gonna draw pistols

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    Hahahaha!!!! Oh, my god. The people over in USA are just plain nuts. If some woman/girl did that to me I would have been a happy camper, aglow, radiating positive attitude and energy all day. I think every Santa guy should get that every second day. Mandatory.
     
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    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    It's not all of us, I can't count the number of times I have been groped/felt up and I never once complained about it.

    I might have removed myself from the situation once I felt it was getting out of hand, but there is no reason to freak out about it if you're a guy.
     
  13. Razorclaw

    Razorclaw Are ya gonna draw pistols

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    Don't get me wrong, I wasn't generalizing. And I completely agree with you. And if I was the Santa in that case, I would have tucked it between my legs, since he was that worried about embarresing (please correct me people, if I spelled the word inacurately) himself.

    EDIT: And what's with the title of this thread. What's wrong with the woman having crutches so you have to mention it explicitly?? Aren't disabled or injured people entitled to some fun, they shouldn't get any? Like women w/o crutches don't grope?? Santas even.
     
  14. theLostSeeker

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    Did she "jingle his bells all the way"?
     
  15. Razorclaw

    Razorclaw Are ya gonna draw pistols

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    He got wood. Probably.
     
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    Poor santa, everyone always messes with his bag

    Can't believe he told on her though, should've got her number
     
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    Where is Primevil XD This is a story about his home town!!
     
  18. NotFastEnuff

    NotFastEnuff I'm a smartass...

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    Ah, he probably reported it cause he didn't have his Viagra to enjoy it. It said he's 65. :D 
     
  19. Wreckgar

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    ANyone else curious what this woman actually looked like?
     
  20. Cheetatron

    Cheetatron Eh

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    Talk about things you don't hear everyday

    ROFLOL

    How could we not be?
     

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