Are they going to consumate the marriage? Ew.

 

Yep, she's probably going to make puppy love. Literally.  

 

Pugs are cute and everything, but yeah, she gonna divorce him for everything he has if she catches him cheating on her?

 

10 points to Gryffindor as a reward for TFW/beastiality knowledge. I was tempted to make a similar comment when I first saw this thread, but wondered if anyone else would make the connection unprompted. My faith in humanity's ability to remember stories of animal humping is restored.

 

YouTube - Foreigner-I Want to Know What Love Is

this is probably their "song" hehehe

 

i wonder if they do it doggy style.  

 

Snoop Dogg approved.

 

That was uncalled for.

Furry=/=beastiality

 

you two needs to decide who gets that sig........FIGHT TO THE DEATH for the one you love......Sparky  

 

I actually made my sig before I even knew someone else had a similar one.  

 

lol, how 'bout that

Simmons is too win for just one signature.

 

Rosie O'donald doesn't count  

 

QFT! Simmons is without-a-doubt the greatest human character in Transformers history.  

 

yes he is....i loved his character in the prequel novel to ROTF and in the movie itself, he doesn't get on my nerves one bit....unlike leo......damn leo was annoying....but still funny in a "holy crap he just tazed his ball lol" kind of way

 

Simmons should get his own spin off franchise.

 

Yeah, it was especially awesome when Simmons tazed him while he was in the back of Bumblebee. And when he said his "One Man" quote while driving Skids, not even giving a shit that Leo's right there beside him.  

 

Because Leo..is not a man.

 

lol when i first heard him say the "one man" line, i went nuts lol my mind went directly to the prequel novel and i was like "OH HELL YES THEY USED THE LINE" i busted out laughing lol

 

So, if people can marry their pets can I register my puppy and snake as children? I mean, I work at Walmart, and people with kids get better benefits and it's easier for them to get days off...