Woman kills husband with folding couch

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  1. seeker311

    seeker311 The Collector

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  2. Kixx.™

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    Oooh...Ouch.
     
  3. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    That's awesome. :lol 
     
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    Crrrrrrrunch. That's gotta hurt. Terrible way to die.
     
  5. SPLIT LIP

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    That is one POWERFUL folding couch!
     
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    New Fox Special...

    'when furiture Attacks!'
     
  7. knook

    knook Let the Virus Consume You

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    you have a black void where your heart should be
     
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    Wow, don't sit on those couches!
     
  9. Erector

    Erector I ruined the Hall of Fame

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    In Soviet Russia, couch sits on you!
     
  10. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    I...uh...okay?
     
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  11. funkatron101

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    Oh snap!

    Literally.
     
  12. Belgrath

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    :lol 

    That's a weird way of killing someone with a folding couch.
     
  13. Lance Halberd

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    Man, all I have is a cold, hard, black lump of spinning rock in my chest.


    Some guys have all the luck.
     
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    Holy fuck, it's the Autons!
     
  15. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    Or the Ottoman Empire ...
     
  16. Dirge121

    Dirge121 Eat the chikums

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  17. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    Y'know, I'm not the only one with this black-hole-for-a-body-part disorder. Renee Zelwiger has one in the back of her head, causing her facial features to all creep towards the center of her face.
     
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    The fact it is in Russia, makes that statement that much more entertaining to hear. Not the news story of him getting folded up and killed.
     
  19. Jeremy.B

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  20. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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    Maybe she'll get probation, and have to stay 50 yards away from Ikea.
     

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