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  1. TM2 D-bot

    TM2 D-bot Forsight Into the Future Veteran

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    Link: Woman Injured in Accident With Sex Toy

    Link: UPDATE: Bloody Tragedy in Lexington Park - Southern Maryland News, Charles County, Calvert County and St. Mary's County News
     
  2. TM2 D-bot

    TM2 D-bot Forsight Into the Future Veteran

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    Can a mod edit the title of the thread please. :banghead: 
     
  3. Sportimus

    Sportimus Well-Known Member

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    Sounds pretty painful...
     
  4. Creaky

    Creaky King of Puppies

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    Yet again:


    #facepalm#
     
  5. Nachtsider

    Nachtsider Banned

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    Talk about living life on the edge.
     
  6. decepticonjon

    decepticonjon japness for balls

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    how retardly horney do you have to be to stick a sword in your no-no spots
     
  7. slugslinger2004

    slugslinger2004 TFW2005 Supporter

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  8. Jeremy.B

    Jeremy.B Formerly Leader Blackout TFW2005 Supporter

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    what?

    Seriously, that happened? I know people are stupid, but WHO sticks a reciprical saw in their vagina? When did they decide that would be a good idea? If she dies, that should easily win the Darwin Awards.
     
  9. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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  10. Malikon

    Malikon Well-Known Member

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    what kind of an idiot puts a sex toy on this blade...

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    then goes at their woman with it? No, seriously. A sawzall will cut through steel rebar and he's surprised it went through a plastic toy AND his woman?

    Good God there's a lot of extreme ignorance in the world!

    That being said, HOLY SH*T THAT WOULD HURT!!!!!!!!!!
     
  11. UnicronHound

    UnicronHound Well-Known Member

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    How stupid do you have to be to not figure out that a blade that can cut through metal will cut through a rubber toy, and human skin? I mean come on, can't they tell that they shouldn't copy porno movies because it looks fun Let me guess they told officers/paramedics "Well we done seen people doing it on the tv box and thought we'd try, my bad"
     
  12. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Dude's clearly a wannabe serial killer who couldn't go through with it.
     
  13. Chrono Grimlock

    Chrono Grimlock Perfect By Nature

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    Clearly.

    *cough*

    Wow, that's pretty fuckt up. Hopefully she'll recover and go back to less dangerous sexual activities such as autoerotic asphyxiation.
     
  14. Zeta Otaku

    Zeta Otaku Who ya gonna call? TFW2005 Supporter

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    I've seen it done with that kind of tool... but you DON'T USE THE BLADE!!!

    I can't imagine how much that would have hurt...

    -shudders- Joker vag.... "you wanna know how I got these scars...?"
     
  15. Malikon

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    "why so clitoris?"

    sorry, bad joke, I know.
     
  16. Lock Cade

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    YEEEEEEOOOOOOWWW!!!

    That would hurt....
     
  17. Death333

    Death333 Otherwise known as Dx3

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    "wanna know how I got this scar?"
     
  18. darkmgmstr

    darkmgmstr Blue Lantern Corps Member

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    I had a lady friend who claimed she stuck a knife in one of her spots.

    As far as for the story, *facepalm*
     
  19. Tenebrouser

    Tenebrouser Craft...or is it crap?

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    Before this thread, the sickest thing I've ever heard of being stuck up there was a hot dog. Not anymore.
     
  20. Methos

    Methos ...Hail Megatron

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    Well you replace the blade(not cover it up) with the sextoy to make a new toy.
     

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