Woman claims yogurt tasted... Funny.

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  1. ORIO

    ORIO Plant-Based Bot Super Mod News Staff

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    Razerwire 99 Problems... Super Mod

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    Well she's definitely not a swallower.
     
  3. Sioce

    Sioce Radicon in training

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    Lmao!

    If she can recognize the taste hidden in the yummy that is most (untainted) yogurt...then ya she probably is.

    Much in the way a wine taster can pick out the subtle hints of ingredients in wine.....
     
  4. Omegatron

    Omegatron Mandatory Fun. Buy it now TFW2005 Supporter

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    I guess at that yogurt shop, nobody's going to say...
    <sunglasses>
    Thanks for coming.
    YEEEEAAAHHHHHHH!
     
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    well, one thing has been established... She's tasted sperm before :D 
     
  6. blumpy2000

    blumpy2000 PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!!!

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    It's interesting to note that they said the criminal charge for spitting in food and splooging in it are the same. I kinda tend to think ones a little...worse...than the other.
     
  7. ArmadaJetfire

    ArmadaJetfire Yamato is go! ;D

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    Lol I though the same thing!
    "It tasted like sperm!"
    "How can you be sure ma'am? I mean..."
    "I've tasted plenty of spunk in my time officer, I know the taste, and this tasted like spunk!"
    :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol 
     
  8. Trenner Dios

    Trenner Dios everything u like is dumb

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    I wonder if she realized what she would be admitting before she complained.
     
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    Jesus Christ, I hope she realizes that she just said she knows what sperm tastes like on the internet. if not then.........
     
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    Someone tell this girl to call me.
     
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    Maybe it was seaweed flavored? :D  I find it funny that the guy who was giving out samples had 2 warrants for his arrest anyway. That's ironic.
     
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    Are you sure the culprit isn't Tyler Durden?
     
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    No kidding! I would love a chick like that:lol 
     
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    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    I always figure yogurt taste like semen anyway. Shit looks it already, bleagh.
     
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    :lol 
     
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    "Yogurt? I HATE YOGURT!"

    Lord Helmet from Spaceballs! :) 
     
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    and another reasone why not to eat yogurt.
     
  18. Leadfoot

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    Yeah it's funny, but this stuff really happens. The football coaches used to send this special needs student to go get them egg mcmuffins every morning because they were too lazy to get up earlier and get them for themselves. Guess what he was doing to the mcmuffins before delivering them? Yep. A little splooge on your egg, an admission he whispered to one of the football players, who told everyone but the coaches.

    Another instance was the mayonaise at the Subway in the small town where I went to high school. Legendary.
     
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    He was just adding the "special sauce" for flavor. :wink: 
     
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  20. MyTea Boc

    MyTea Boc Beardy Boyo!

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    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.

    Something like that happened in a fast food restaurant a few towns over a few years ago. Apparently a few of the male employees had been 'adding to' the mayo.
     

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