Woman Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Devil

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  1. Pravus Prime

    Pravus Prime Sorcerer

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    Yeah, you'd think he'd have better things to do. Like using that pitch fork of his to bundle up all the hay that there is in hell that burns up upon contact with the surface...or something. Crazy lady
     
  3. Armorhide

    Armorhide Damn kids

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    Oh god I can hear it now. "The people VS the devil." This is histaracal :lol 
     
  4. Katamari Prime

    Katamari Prime Hassan Chop! TFW2005 Supporter

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    The altar boy of doom misses his chance to be once again.
     
  5. ActionMasterZod

    ActionMasterZod LarzArz on twitter, man.

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    "The Michigan Supreme Court has agreed to review a sex assault case involving allegations against a local pastor, and the devil."

    Uhhhhhhhhh, I don't really want to read the rest of the story after that.
     
  6. Matrix Soul

    Matrix Soul Skull 4 reporting in!

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    well, the devil does have some priors to his name... :lol 
     
  7. Phy

    Phy I want... ROOM SERVICE!!

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    No convictions, though. He's got the best legal team.
     
  8. Predaking

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    The Devil's a sinner? So what else is new? :lol 
     
  9. seeker311

    seeker311 The Collector

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    All of a sudden I picture the Ned Flanders devil from the Simpsons
     
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    WOW so i wonder if that was the top story because who covers this stuff?
     
  11. Cruellock

    Cruellock Disney Villain

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    I guess God is lucky Mary wasn't living in this day and age.
     
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    Hopefully they try Lucifer on just the Assault, as isolated. He doesn't want to get tried on all of his other crimes. He's screwed if that happens. 65 million life sentences, which should be nothing to him.
     
  13. RabidYak

    RabidYak Go Ninja Go Ninja Go

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    Shes making it up, I haven't been near Michigan for decades.
     
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    fourth-degree sexual assault which refers to "unwanted touching without force."

    What the hell does that mean? She accidentally bumped into him during the demon induced seizure?
     
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    She was asking for it.
     
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    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    I'd burn my wang, but I'd hit it.
     
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    he has better looking knats than that do do at his pleasure in hell
     
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    Aaron Master of Crystalocution Moderator Content Contributor

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