Woman Attacks Her Wife With ‘Turkey Baster’ Full of Sperm

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  1. NGW

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    This is strange layers of messed up, funny, and hawt all at the same time.
     
  2. Lord Of Tetris

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    Well that's not something you hear about every day.
     
  3. LadyK

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    Yeesh. I think the one that got assaulted is crazier than the other one for staying with her o_O ;;
     
  4. Kupp

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    Well, Pittsfield, Ma... That's about an hour away from where I live and I cannot exactly say the story shocks me.

    edit: If this goes to court, It would definitely make for an interesting experience being a juror.
     
  5. Chaos Muffin

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    That's like pure hardcore lesbain, when you prefer a baster over a penis.
    I bet the man hate was heavy in that home, they probably chopped their zuccini's with butcher knives
     
  6. Foster

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    :eek:  My wife does that!
     
  7. Chaos Muffin

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    :lol  Sleep with one eye open, or get an iron crotch
     
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    Scourge_151 Never gargle the rum. TFW2005 Supporter

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    I imagine some Japanese guy has not only already thought this, but is currently drawing it.
     
  9. Mechafire

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    Mindfuck.
     
  10. funstorm

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    hope she doesnt use the same turkey baster for thanksgiving.ewww just grossed myself out
     
  11. geerave

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    thats half my dvd's!
     
  12. RoboticPlanet

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    "hey bro, you mind jizzing in a cup for me? I'm going to attack my wife with it"


    awkwaaaard.
     
  13. chapsy

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    bet she calls it the "special dressing"
     
  14. Cheetatron

    Cheetatron Drat, outsmarted by a Lorry, I am disgraced

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    :jawdropper: 

    WTF?

    I thought this was a joke thread at first, I mean when you see the title the first thing that runs through mind is "That's not real...right?"

    ...I'd say "now I've seen it all" but this proves so far what I've seen in current events is just the tip of the iceberg.

    Yikes.
     
  16. Omega Charge

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    She broke the door down? Intense.
     
  17. cryotek

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    But she couldnt break in her wife's paints. So sad.
     
  18. LXL_Guy

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    Hilarious...that was a refreshing story in some sense.
     
  19. Overhaulimus

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    Wow,just wow.
     
  20. Obvious Prime

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    I've actually seen porn like this.

    It was hilarious and awesome.