Wii safety guide for idiots

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  1. funkatron101

    funkatron101 TFW2005 Supporter

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    WHAT!?! Shoving a four leaf clover into my wii wont make it magically delicious? DAMNIT!

    and taping the disc back together doesn't work either? BOOO!!!!!!!!

    I also like the "Don't pour the tang on Wii" sign.

    I guess I need to be a vampire to play my Wii. bummer.

    It also appears that the wii doesnt want to be put under a christmas tree.
     
  3. Chaos Muffin

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    Pouring Tang on a console is just stupid.
    Pepsi works much better
     
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    That's a load of crap.

    I smacked some kid in the face with the Wii Remote like 18 times at EB, thing still worked.

    Broke his damn glasses too, the little nerd.
     
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    ...I have no words. o_O 
     
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    That first pic had me floored with laughter. :lol 

    And judging from that one pic with the heart? Can the Wiimote affect pacemakers?
     
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    yep.
     
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    Damn! That's crazy.
     
  9. TJOmega

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    There's going to be some sick kids playing Duck Hunt with grandpa this Christmas.
     
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    actually, i don't think it's for idiots at all, there is actually a lot of quiet useful information in that, that i didn't know about it. how ever some of it is no-brainers, but that is how all safety manuals, aka cover their own @$$'s manuals work. i've seen some people try that taping a disc back together thing too. :lol  my favorite one of those though is the one that looks like it is saying "don't throw the wii away please!" :lol 
     
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    My favorite would be the "no smoking near the Wii" image, which actually looks like the Wii is smoking. That is a bad habit for a console to get, I had a Dreamcast that wouldn't even boot up in the mornings until it had a cigarette. It would pause every 15 minutes for a smoke and it would get winded when loading, made this horrible hacking noise when it loaded too.
     
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    There's a Cheney joke in there somewhere...
     
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    He decides to switch to virtual hunting on the Wii for safety's sake, and accidentally zorts one of the heads of state? :D 
     
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    Actually I imagine W. Bush chasing Cheney around the White House with the Wiimote zapping his bad heart, yelling "Look, I can shoot my friends, too, Uncle Dick!"
     
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    Hey, they made the same joke I did. Except better. Dammit.
     
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    The Wii needs at least 1 pack of cigarettes a day or it gets bitchy.
     
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    I'm just waiting for the something awful photoshop phriday edition of this :)  .
     
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    my gamecube never had a problem when i stuck a shamrock in the vent holes, i don't see why the wii should be any different.
     

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