Discussion in 'Video Games and Technology' started by funkatron101, Dec 4, 2006.
WHAT!?! Shoving a four leaf clover into my wii wont make it magically delicious? DAMNIT!
and taping the disc back together doesn't work either? BOOO!!!!!!!!
I also like the "Don't pour the tang on Wii" sign.
I guess I need to be a vampire to play my Wii. bummer.
It also appears that the wii doesnt want to be put under a christmas tree.
Pouring Tang on a console is just stupid.
Pepsi works much better
That's a load of crap.
I smacked some kid in the face with the Wii Remote like 18 times at EB, thing still worked.
Broke his damn glasses too, the little nerd.
...I have no words.
That first pic had me floored with laughter.
And judging from that one pic with the heart? Can the Wiimote affect pacemakers?
Damn! That's crazy.
There's going to be some sick kids playing Duck Hunt with grandpa this Christmas.
actually, i don't think it's for idiots at all, there is actually a lot of quiet useful information in that, that i didn't know about it. how ever some of it is no-brainers, but that is how all safety manuals, aka cover their own @$$'s manuals work. i've seen some people try that taping a disc back together thing too. my favorite one of those though is the one that looks like it is saying "don't throw the wii away please!"
My favorite would be the "no smoking near the Wii" image, which actually looks like the Wii is smoking. That is a bad habit for a console to get, I had a Dreamcast that wouldn't even boot up in the mornings until it had a cigarette. It would pause every 15 minutes for a smoke and it would get winded when loading, made this horrible hacking noise when it loaded too.
There's a Cheney joke in there somewhere...
He decides to switch to virtual hunting on the Wii for safety's sake, and accidentally zorts one of the heads of state?
Actually I imagine W. Bush chasing Cheney around the White House with the Wiimote zapping his bad heart, yelling "Look, I can shoot my friends, too, Uncle Dick!"
Hey, they made the same joke I did. Except better. Dammit.
The Wii needs at least 1 pack of cigarettes a day or it gets bitchy.
I'm just waiting for the something awful photoshop phriday edition of this .
my gamecube never had a problem when i stuck a shamrock in the vent holes, i don't see why the wii should be any different.
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