Wii Boxing: The Shittiest Game Ever?

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  1. EvaUnit13

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    I just hate this game. The opponent can throw rapid punches, but you can't. The controls are crap, I throw 5 punches but only 1 gets recognized. I know it's a free game, but this part just gives me a headache. The only way to get a fair match is when you're doing multiplayer
     
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    Try flicking your wrists instead of full punches. Sounds dumb, I know, and it ruins the experience a little, but you should get greater results.
     
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    Dude, you must really suck at the game because it's easy to throw rapid punches.
     
  4. EvaUnit13

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    I've been punching fast. The game can't read it. All of the people I know who play this game have the same problem
     
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    Its definitely the worst game on Wiisports, but the others more than make up for it in my opinion.
     
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    My Favorite game on Wii Sports. Its not so much about throwing punches fast but an actual rythm. The cpu tends to get more punches in before you can get a block in vs your hits to them blocking. Blocking does seem to have an issue as I can never really get my hands up over my face in game.

    Also its a Nintendo game, Nintendo fails at AI in games.
     
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    I can throw rapid punches just fine.
    The controls don't match what I threw exactly, but I can certainly do combos.

    I hope the rumors of Ready 2 Rumble being ressurected are true.
     
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    I guess you haven't tried Red Steel yet huh?
     
  9. EvaUnit13

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    I've tried Red Steel, it was good, but the sword fighting was crap. Thank god it was a rental
     
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    Boxing is THE wii sports game. Many drunken bouts have been enjoyed at my house, and many more shall come.

    Bowling is fun too. BUT NOT AS FUN AS BOXING!
     
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    Soundatron A Blight Upon The Land

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    no, the shittiest game is Red Steel
     
  12. 333HE

    333HE HERSHEY'S GONNA EAT JOO.

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    Boxing FTW!!! :D 
     
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    I always liked boxing, played it the most
     
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    *ahem*

    'Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing' (PC)
    This is hands-down, the worst videogame to ever see the light of day. Really.

    It's supposed to be a racing game, but you don't really race anyone. Your competitor appears at the starting gate, but he's not going anywhere. He just stays put. Talk about an easy win.

    Objects in the way? No worries. You can drive right through them. And don't bother crossing a bridge. You'll fall right through it. Fun!

    Tired of following the beaten path? Why not leave the game world altogether? You can drive off -- not into the blazing sunset -- but into a blank, white space. Good thing you can get back.

    The box says to get ready for CB talkin', convoy rollin', action. But there's no CB, or any sound for that matter. And the last time we checked, one rig does not equal a convoy.

    There you have it. Games so bad we couldn't review them because our rating scale doesn't have a zero. Don't say we didn't warn you.


    (From X-Play)
     

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