Why you don't piss off the guy with the mic...

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  1. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    Esp. when it's Kevin Smith...



    :lol 
     
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  2. Thundercracker

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    Ouch. Very ouch.
     
  3. bushboy

    bushboy Hardcore Decepticon

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    Silent Bob really strikes back
     
  4. Prowl

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    AHAHAHAH that was awsome!!
     
  5. Ravenxl7

    Ravenxl7 W.A.F.F.L.E.O.

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    :lolol  that was hilarious.
     
  6. RandomFerret

    RandomFerret Fuzzy Forever

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    Kevin Smith's films are hit-and-miss.

    Kevin Smith's insults? Bullseye every time.
     
  7. Thundercracker

    Thundercracker Contemptuous

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    The irony of one guy with sausage tits making fun of another guy with sausage tits....:lolol 
     
  8. Smokescreen

    Smokescreen The Ultimate Gambler

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    Kevin Smith's movies may not all be good, but damn he is funny as hell.
     
  9. Ktulu

    Ktulu Whoosh TFW2005 Supporter

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    I love Kevin Smith man, funny motherfucker. I went to some random screening of Spider-Man 2 in LA last year (I guess it was to start hype for SM 3?) where he interviewed Stan Lee afterwards and it was just amazing
     
  10. Mega-Prime

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    Kevin Smith is my hero,

    I love the way he doesn't let anything faze him.


    Insults bounce off him like bullets on Superman. :D 
     
  11. FreshDebesh

    FreshDebesh <b><font color=brickred>oye chak de phatte!</font> Veteran

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    I think Kevin Smith gets alot of heat for his stuff but I love his brand of humor. And like he says, dick and fart jokes never get old.
     
  12. Ktulu

    Ktulu Whoosh TFW2005 Supporter

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    Yeah I actually like his movies and he's obviously just a damned awesome guy
     
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    And I love how in Jay and Silen Bob Strike Back he rips on the Harry Knowles-esch internet Troll who just hates on everything on his web site.
     
  14. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    I'm wondering if the guy flashed everybody... Anybody heard?
     
  15. Sunstorm9119

    Sunstorm9119 "Ambitiose Sed Ineptum"

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    Dammit! I snotted pepsi out of my nose again! When will I learn to swallow the drink before I watch this stuff???????
     
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    I love Jay flaming them back at the Mooby internet kiosk.

    "All you motherf***ers are gonna pay, YOU are the ones who are the BALLLICKERS!!!....."
     
  17. ZecksKitty

    ZecksKitty Banned

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    Well, he didn't answer the question, and he was just kind of boning that guy. It's not like the other fat guy had a chance to respond with any witty retorts, it was a complete up hill battle.

    "OMG, KEVIN SMITH OWNED SOME NO NAME GUY IN A ROOM FULL OF A BUNCH OF HIS FANS, WHAT AN AMAZING GUY!!!"

    And he didn't even answer the guy's question, while casutic, was completely valid.

    Kevin Smith fails.
     
  18. RandomFerret

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    You obviously did not watch the clip. He answered the question politely and sincerely, THEN started ripping into the guy.

    That's why it's so funny.
     
  19. Joe Moore

    Joe Moore Is Not Jim... Veteran

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    Well I would say his opening statement about his 2 upcoming movies called "Who wants to make a porno" and "Red State", which have nothing to do with his existing characters pretty much answered the guys question.
     
  20. ZecksKitty

    ZecksKitty Banned

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    Are you sure? It was pretty difficult to comprehend what he said. I hear, "That's a fucking good question." Then something about porno, then he jumped right into the "OMG UR FAT, I BONED YOUR MOM" style of genius wit that I guess people love him for.

    Well, ok. Whatever.