Why won't you die!?

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  1. ILoveDinobot

    ILoveDinobot Not today Galvatron!

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    My Grandmother will be 100 years old in 2 days. Her favorite things to eat are candy bars and Pizza Hut.

    I eat these things and I feel like I am going to die on the spot. How the heck does someone live to be 100?

    She lives in an apartment by herself in a senior community. But it's not assisted living. Actually, my father and his brothers tried to hire someone to help her clean and cook and stuff and she locked them out, all 3 attempts. lol, if someone hired a maid for me I would be like "come right in". She doesn't use a walker or anything to help her move around, and her hobbies include gambling in Atlantic City and kicking people out her apartment when they try to help her. Not your typical old lady.

    Can we take bets on how much longer she'll live?
     
  2. TrueNomadSkies

    TrueNomadSkies Airachnid's ratservant

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    Hhaahah, when I read your topic title, I immediately thought of Fraiser.

    +rep


    Also, at the risk of getting symbolically slapped, the reason she doesn't need a maid probably has something to do with her being a woman.
     
  3. KnightHawkke

    KnightHawkke Flynn Lives TFW2005 Supporter

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  4. ILoveDinobot

    ILoveDinobot Not today Galvatron!

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    Don't really know how to prove it but this past weekend we had her bday party. Don't even know why you would even consider the possibility someone would lie about something like this. I'm sure I could think up 7,358 better lies to post about.
     

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  5. ILoveDinobot

    ILoveDinobot Not today Galvatron!

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    My sister is a woman and she has 2 servants, I mean maids. :D 

    But she married rich, when my nieces got their drivers licenses, one got a Mercedes and one got a Lexus.

    I got a station wagon with no brakes. :( 
     
  6. DethPike

    DethPike Master of Sinanju

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    Are you sure she's not a vampire? Does she ever leave the apartment? In daylight?
     
  7. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    interesting thread you got there.
     
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    Happy 100th bday Ilovedinobot's Lola! Your granddaughter's making bets on how much longer you have left...
     
  9. KnightHawkke

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    I wasn't saying that so much in responce to the facts of the post, more to the tone. Appears I am not having a very effective posting day today :(  Time to take the day off.
     
  10. ILoveDinobot

    ILoveDinobot Not today Galvatron!

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    Oh sorry, not your fault, what tone should I have used? :confused: 
     
  11. Satomiblood

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    It's because young people are wussies.
     
  12. KnightHawkke

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    The betting thing just kinda caught me off guard I guess :lol  No worries.
     
  13. ILoveDinobot

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    No one is taking me up on the bets anyway, it's ok :) . I hope I live as long as her or longer lol :p . She still has plenty of time.
     
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    TWINTURBO Mandiprime97's badass :)

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    wow 100, that is a long life, I bet she has 10 more years in her :) 
     
  15. ILoveDinobot

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    I was thinking that too, that was my bet :D .
     
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    Starfire22 Wall crawling menace!

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    If I'm correct can I have theh cake? /sarcasm.
     
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    Sounds like a real woman. Is she single?
     
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    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    I hope my Grandma can reach the age of a 100. She's got 22/23 years to go till the 100.
     
  19. Mumps

    Mumps <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and

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    Sounds to me like she kicked Death out of her apartment as well. I bet he didn't see that one coming! He probably came dressed as a maid >.>

    Joking aside, that's a great achievement! Hope she has many more years to come :D 
     
  20. TWINTURBO

    TWINTURBO Mandiprime97's badass :)

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    I will take that bet with you :) 
     

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