why is my internet slow

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  1. shortround

    shortround Banned

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    ok so i need some help to get my internet going fast every time i try to watch a video on youtube the load bar stops haf way and try to get a web page to come up its slow it takes 2 mins and xbox live when i try to talk to my frends ther mics lag and i cant here what they r saying my dad told me the weather coz its like 25o here so can any u help me
     
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    Your tubes are clogged due to the cold weather: Contact your ISP.

    Did you remember to wrap your tubes before it froze?
     
  3. Bryan

    Bryan ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    Really?

    Really?

    REALLY?
     
  4. shortround

    shortround Banned

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    well my dad ran the internet line on the outside the house so i better tell him to fix it
     
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    Obvious Prime Purple Repaint

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    Because you touch yourself at night.
     
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    CdnShockwave The Prince of Poses TFW2005 Supporter

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    It all makes sense now!
     
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    u r lucky i dont have a telaporter
     
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    Is it because you would touch yourself in Canada and clog his tubes too?!
     
  9. shortround

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    *weres my spartin lazer*
     
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    Obvious Prime Purple Repaint

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    In Sparta, of course.
     
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    Would you be a Firin' said Spartan Lazer at Canada?
     
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    RoboticPlanet Exclusively Exclusive

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    The first thing you should do is stop streaming all the porn, regardless of the direction it's streaming.
     
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    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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    Try resetting your router

    Cold weather has nothing to go with the speed of your internet, unless lines are down due to heavy ice and snow, which I doubt is the case.

    If resetting your router doesn't work, call your ISP. I work for an ISP and if they're anything like us, then they should be able to figure out what's causing it. But 90% of the time, its the router.
     
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    It's an obscure subclause of the No Child Left Behind act. Internet connection to anyone who willingly got "left behind" will be cut back until it's impossible for them to watch hent... YouTube.
     
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    ErechOveraker I'm with Plowking.

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    have you tried jiggling your mouse/pointing device?
     
  17. shortround

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    tryt it and i dont no what a isp is
     
  18. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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    Internet Service Provider
     
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    'cause the internets hates you.
     
  20. llamatron

    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    tell ur roomate to stop hoggin the enter net
     
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