Why I Never Will Have a Girlfriend

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  1. My03Tundra

    My03Tundra LOVES TO EDIT POSTS!!

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    jorod74 Psycholagnist (Ret.)

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    hoo-boy. glad i read the article first.
    i had a litany of drops and put downs on this one.

    but the statistical date left out one thing- MONEY.

    if you have the money, and want to, you can be a sugar daddy with a girlfriend with BENEFITS.

    lol.

    but thanks for dropping a fascinating article on us. peace.
     
  3. meetoblivion

    meetoblivion aka chazzy

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    General Magnus Da Custodes of the Emprah

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    LOL:D 
     
  5. ILoveDinobot

    ILoveDinobot Arise Rodimus Prime

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    Yup yup chicks like me are really rare. :D 

    @ My03Tundra : I thought this thread was going to be about your car :lol 
     
  6. jourdo

    jourdo TFW2005 Supporter

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    Funny read. Even funnier reading the email response he got to the article.
     
  7. Omnibus Prime

    Omnibus Prime I'm too old for this shit TFW2005 Supporter

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    You understood that? The equations made more sense. :sly2: 
     
  8. jourdo

    jourdo TFW2005 Supporter

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    Very little... that is what made it funny.
     
  9. KidDynamite

    KidDynamite don't know nothing Veteran

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    In the introduction I was kind of rolling my eyes, but he won me over with the statistical analysis. Very clever.
     
  10. flamepanther

    flamepanther Interested, but not really

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    Well, if every guy here takes this list as their own, you're excluded too. The "not already committed" and "also might like me" criteria are the real killers. I doubt you'd date most of the guys here, and if you would, then how could you still be single? :p 
     
  11. Cobalt Agent

    Cobalt Agent My dick kills dinosaurs

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    That's not even excluding sluts with STDs, criminals, and cyclopses.
     
  12. Vector Sigma

    Vector Sigma <b><i><font color=FFFF00>Crazy Colon Burner!!!!</b Veteran

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    67 years eh? Dammit...
     
  13. flamepanther

    flamepanther Interested, but not really

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    Those are arguably excluded by the "beautiful" and "intelligent" qualifications.
     
  14. tikgnat

    tikgnat Baweepgranaweepninnybong. TFW2005 Supporter

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    Eeeeeh.

    He's too picky.
     
  15. Cobalt Agent

    Cobalt Agent My dick kills dinosaurs

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    Well... maybe the French ones.
     
  16. My03Tundra

    My03Tundra LOVES TO EDIT POSTS!!

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    Ah, one eye can work with me. As long as she wants to wear a paper bag over her head during the humpty-bumpty. :D 

    Now, add to the list "chicks who like to go to baseball games AND like having toys (not of the adult kind, people, get your minds out of the gutter) displayed in the bedroom."
     
  17. jorod74

    jorod74 Psycholagnist (Ret.)

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    well, hell, i am right on schedule, LOL..
    i like the advice my dad gave me concerning the fugly chicks:
    "Drape a flag over it and do it for OLD GLORY....."

    just kidding...
    though i would request the lights stay off, lol.
     
  18. Dropshot

    Dropshot Transform your destiny

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    That is sad, and of course, every girl I have ever liked already has a boyfriend or is obsessed with someone else, it's always like that.
     
  19. Spider Striker

    Spider Striker ThisGuyWithTheYellowCap

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    That response blew my fucking mind, man. How the hell did that woman draw half the conclusions she did? Peaople are crazy.

    In any case, very interesting and amsuing article.
     
  20. Bryan

    Bryan ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    I initially skipped this thread 'cause I didn't feel like reading some whiny foolishness, but the I saw the poster.

    Glad I read it, good for the lols. Also going on a blind date tonight, so hoping I can buck the odds.
     

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